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Wednesday, August 8

MNZ: Fader Issue 47 July/August 2007


I’m sure it could easily be argued that Fader is always full of shit, but with nice pictures to wheat paste on your studio apartment walls, but this issue seemed extra full of shit to me. Lil Wayne on cover, with write-up hyping him – as per music critic dork talking point 2007 #16b. – as the greatest rapper alive and super cyber-out there the best word is bond! The feature was nice because it helped shed light on just how retarded dude is for me. I feel justified in my dislike even more now.
Back cover was some Brazilian band with a bitch singer who’s supposed to look hot, but in ‘80s retro bullshit, and she wouldn’t even look hot to me in the ‘80s, unless I was part of the initial crack epidemic and she was a fresh crack whore to fuck. Then she’d be crazy hot.
Everything else of note was crap that seemed stupid to me – Jason Isbell, Collie Buddz, Daft Punk, supposedly hot ass female people’s bathing suits that look like they were designed by French robots whose artificial intelligence had been pre-programmed to have autism like kids who got tainted immunizations – just shitty stupid stuff. Still, pretty glossy pictures to cover the drab wood-paneled walls though.

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