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Sunday, March 30

S14: NCAA Tournament's Top Returning Scorers - Elite Eight Sunday

I didn't even watch no games last night, as other shit was going on. But man, if we end up with four #1 seeds in the Final Four, that's gonna suck. Nothing is more boring than the tourney following the seedings. I was tilling a bunch of shit in my yard this morning, so I didn't make my self-imposed deadline of tip-off for today (even though maybe four people even have been seeing this shit), and stupid Memphis is already crushing Texas. Well, here's today's top fourteen returning scorers...
#1: Chris Douglas-Roberts (Memphis guard, 151 previous NCAA tournament points)
#2: Stephen Curry (Davidson guard, 133 previous points) - Kid has gone nuts and made a name for himself well beyond what he would've ever gotten. But what do you do? Does he come back? Why would anyone from Davidson leave early for the NBA? Does the NBA even want an undersized two guard?
#3: A.J. Abrams (Texas guard, 131 previous points) - I was gonna write about how tough it was going to be for him and Augustin alone to do battle with Memphis' endless bench, but I waited too long and that shit's already come to fruition.
#4: Brandon Rush (Kansas guard, 113 previous points)
#5: Mario Chalmers (Kansas guard, 108 previous points)
#6: Antonio Anderson (Memphis guard, 99 previous points)
#7: Russell Robinson (Kansas guard, 96 previous points)
#8: Robert Dozier (Memphis forward, 78 previous points)
#9: Joey Dorsey (Memphis forward, 74 previous points)
#10: D.J. Augustin (Texas guard, 66 previous points)
#11: Darrell Arthur (Kansas forward, 63 previous points)
#12: Derrick Rose (Memphis guard, 61 previous points) - Rookie of the year.
#13: Jason Richards (Davidson guard, 59 previous points) - My favorite thing about this year's tournament is how this kid, who might've not done anything post-college, now will get to play in the D-League or Israeli league or in Turkey or Italy or some shit, all because of the exposure of Davidson's run. I really hope they beat Kansas, because it'll give me something to root for in the Final Four, and it'll also make stupid Kansas be gone.
#14: Andre Allen (Memphis guard, 53 previous points)

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