I never could skate well because I never learned how to push off with both of my feet (hardcore leftist from birth). And while I do not mean...

I swear by getting a flu shot every year, because (knock on wood) I hadn’t gotten the flu in a long while. Even when it’s running through th...

The ancient Greek avatar wearing mirrored sunglasses Western Man of the post-post-modern extremely online variety hates with great haterism ...

Ain't no doubt about it, we live in a world full of haters. And I like to keep thinking that the power of love and lounge will eventuall...

There is a meticulous form of avoiding doing something that is involved in digging through two baskets of unfolded clean laundry, to specifi...

I don’t know how highly you think of Roberta Flack, but no matter what it is, she’s still underrated. Born in the mountains of North Carolin...

Rail industry has been dying out in a lot of places for decades, as the major railroads bought each other up and phased out the short lines ...

This was the title of my last book of haiku, because I love this song so much, and was listening to it a lot as my life rearranged itself af...

I will get by… I will survive. I know it’s considered hipster canon to hate on The Dead, but they had plenty of bangers. The major problem w...

My favorite genre of music now is traditional old-time sounds filtered through futuristic dystopian effects, like taking pills you don’t kno...

My original copy of the 3 Feet High & Rising tape was a bootleg bought at a truck stop near Simplicity, Virginia. The cover was a color ...

the automation of an artificial intelligence hopes to colonize the future by harvesting the entirety of what’s passed, but many important po...

My brain damaged congressman has joined some sort of reactionary “Sharia-Free America Caucus”. Little does he know (works alone as a stateme...

I like to draw all black old school flash art traditional tattoos on the thighs of the women in Namio Harukawa books. I keep hoping, with th...

We need more lore. We have higher manufactured drama bar graphs than ever before, but not nearly enough lore. Without an abundance of lore, ...

I have a lot of semi-political thoughts that have fermented in my mind over the course of the past couple years, about “white boys” and “Whi...

This is an official dirtgod park bench review. Today I am reviewing a bench along High Line Park, at a little spur in the walking path right...

This is an official dirtgod park bench review. I did this a few years back, but only did one park bench in Charlottesville (which was pretty...

The Original Terminator. Man, I love this era of West Coast Electrofunk so hard. I got to see Egyptian Lover the other week, and what a blas...

I try not to ever hit animals when driving, not even squirrels being all glitchy, not quite clear on which direction they’re gonna dash. It ...

Updated songs about cards from standard deck rankings: This has moved into the number one spot, moving John Lee Hooker’s version of “Jack of...

It’s been about a month since I released my new book of haiku, called Just Another Mark. These are selections culled from writing five haiku...

I have a stick and poke tattoo that says SHAKEDOWN STREET, in honor of the two time I set up vintage markets, called Shakedown Street, in th...

Sometimes I dream of having some sort of public space that I could just spin slowed oldies like this, one Sunday afternoon a month, and ther...