My
youngest is a Swiftie, and we got lucky enough (I guess) to get tickets for one
of the upcoming shows. But being an annoying ass dad, can’t help but make
playlists of songs that are the same title as a Taylor Swift song, but not Taylor
Swift. They never fall for it, plus they only stream, and I’m an old fool from
the old school that still relies on mp3s, which is also nice because we live in
a rural dead zone, so they’re shit stops working sometimes, and I can be like, “WELL,
I GUESS IT’S TIME FOR OL’ POPS TO PLAY DJ SCREW CHAPTER 046 SYRUP AND SODA!” It’s
hard out here being the teen Swiftie born to a Screwy.
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