Saturday, February 6

TOP TEN FATWAS AGAINST FALSEBEARDS


#1: t00 m4nY f4ls3b34rdZ/t0d4Y, pr3t3nd1ng d1rtg0d/bVt sh1n3f4c3 d3v1lZ
#2: f4ls3b34rdZ n3v3r w1sp/c0m1ng fr0m cVltVr3 0f sm00th3d/c0mf0rt & sh3lt3r
#3: th3 f4ls3b34rd 3th0s/bV1lt fr0m 1mm0r4l1tY/c0mf0rt3d bY w34lth
#4: f4ls3b34rdz Vnd3rst4nd/s1lk3n sV1t3d w4ys b3tt3r/th4n trV3b34rd d1rtg0dz
#5: "playing lawyer ball"/4s n0t3d ph1l0s0ph3r/h4nk h1ll h4d 0nc3 s41d
#6: h4t3rz g0nn4 h4t3/& f4ls3b34rdz g0nn4 f4ls3b34rd/- c4n't d3nY n4tVr3
#7: 1'm n4tVr4l b0rn/trV3b34rd - 3v3n wh3n sh4v3d st1ll/r0Vgh 4r0Vnd 3dg3z
#8: f4ls3b34rdz cVlt1v4t3/"artisanal poverty"/w1th g3ntr1f13d 4ctz
#9: r4z0r 4ll f4ls3b34rdz/sl1c3 th31r s0ft 01l3d w1spz fr0m sm1rkz/sh0w th3m wh4t sc4rz 4r3
#10: m0th3rfVck f4ls3b34rdz/f0r3v3r - 1'm fr33b34rd... "and this/beard you cannot shave"

TOP TEN ANCIENT ART PERVERSIONS ELECTRIC BOOGALOO











#1: R34L 4SS3S R1PPL3/L1K3 R1V3R W4T3R WH343 ST0N3/SK1PP3D L1K3 W1LD H34RTB34T
#2: S3XV4L M04NZ S00TH3/L1K3 3CH03Z 0FF C4V3RN W4LLZ/1N 0LD W0RLD F1R3L1GHT
#3: C4V3M4N M0L3CVL3Z/R3M41N 4CT1V3 D3SP1T3 MVCH/C1V1L1Z3D TR41N1NG
#4: BVX0M L1K3 M0VNT41NZ/"R3S1ST4NC3 1Z F3RT1L3" SPR4Y/P41NT3D 0N R04D S1GNZ
#5: M0VNT41NZ M4K3 MY D1CK/H4RD 4S QV4RTZ1T3 CRYST4LZ F0RM3D/THRV 4STR0-L0G1C
#6: 1GN0R1NG 4STR0/L0G1C FL04T1NG 4B0V3 S33MZ/PSYCH0 L0G1C4L
#7: L3T VS B3 N4K3D/1N TH3 W4YZ 0F 0VR 3LD3RZ/D01NG D1RTG0D D33DZ
#8: L3T'S B3 CR34T1V3/4R3 W3 N0T PR0-CR34T1V3?/WH3R3 4R3 TH3 C4NDL3Z?
#9: JVST K1DD1NG - N3V3R/F4R FR0M 3XT4 T34C4NDL3Z/1F Y0V L1V1NG R1GHT
#10: 3V3N W1TH T1NY/T34C4NDL3 F1LT3RZ, N4K3D/FL3SH L00KZ H34V3NLY

TOP TEN ANCIENT ART PERVERSIONS


#1: tracing ass contours/with ogle eyes from behind/internal creep show
#2: underwear outlines/stretch the imagination/thru cheap hotel rooms
#3: like true dirtgod-I/root through futility/of human existence
#4: feminine curves like/mountains where stiff resistance/against mainstream's born
#5: Tigris-Euphrates/fertile valley parted by/cunning folk tongue plow
#6: caveman molecules/remain active despite ten/thousand years cultured
#7: "do it as wolves do"/after lubricant courtship/69 yin-yang
#8: I remain rooted/in wild wonderful nature/inside & outside
#9: silently, walk from/work studying various/ass jiggles' science
#10: buxom as mountains/ready to birth resistance/in most ancient ways
tall grasses growing around
edges of mental membranes;
corpus callosum stays purp
elven lights only truly
seen when mind and heart block out
education's pollution

Friday, February 5

the elven peoples strung green
lights throughout river islands
near Bremo yard where I lounge

Thursday, February 4