Friday, October 24

TOP TEN PROPHECIES OF DR. WOLFGANG VON BUSHWICKIN THE BARBARIAN MOTHER FUNKY STAY-HIGH DOLLAR BILLSTIR

#1: device scrolling herds/strolling on brown ughs, ear buds/blossoming secrets
#2: masses accessing/inter-nettal infusions/of mixed messages
#3: media "duh"s me/dullard mind drifting aimless/refreshing focus
#4: raw skyward eyeball/dpi measures at ONE/whole motherfucker
#5: holidays galore/for spending dollars but few/wholly days allowed
#6: whole-istically/thinking involves heart & gut/but mind be playin'
#7: "this year Halloween/fell on a weekend" lyric/hints at the mind's tricks
#8: will we ever wake/up & realize civilized/life punches concrete?
#9: we're sensory fiends/unable to unclutch screens/chasing dopamine
#10: tha otha level/of human advancement might/not involve robots

Thursday, October 23

TOP TEN HEART TRUMPS MIND BUT WE WORSHIP MIND I GUESS WTFS

#1: buzz wordy thinkpiece/speaking upon privilege/because that's what's up
#2: pyramid structure/of holistic human has/open mind at top
#3: but closed heart becomes/trump, sealing shut shelter of/interior space
#4: answering hatred/established with hatred learned/supports status quo
#5: even if you are/hating the establishment,/following their lead
#6: revolution porn/fuckboys abound nowadays/with open mind hate
#7: strive to be warrior/of spirit, in tune with rocks/& birds, not books & words
#8: which ain't to suggest/that shit ain't important, but/don't get it twisted
#9: don't get self twisted/up in sense of self-righteous/hate, hating haters
#10: like pecking preachy/ass haiku into robot/machines as hobby

Wednesday, October 22

TOP TEN LOST-FOUND IMAGES THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND ABOUT EVERYTHING ON EARTH EXCEPT YOURSELF

#1: "don't read the comments"/says the consensus thinking/due to ignorance
#2: endless constant feed/of relentless nonsense thought/techno-persistence
#3: trained to not click links/to not read all the words to/not listen through buzz
#4: that quiet buzzing/electronic high-pitched scream/buried in background
#5: human eyeballs learn/to scan like robots, dilute/for faster intake
#6: power of language/reduced to psychic triggers/pavlov responses
#7: yesterday, I went/outside, kept walking 'til no/wifi signal bars
#8: U.S. radio/quiet zone outskirts, no cell/signals for my phone
#9: underneath white oak/I heard crows congregated/deeper in the woods
#10: sermon-like chorus/of cacophonic cawwing/said "Raven...listen"