Tuesday, October 21

TOP TEN CUSTOMIZED CARS FEATURED IN MY NEW VIDEO "FOREVER SOUTHSIDE VA (REMIX)"

#1: green caprice classic/three tight rims & one donut/window tint bubbling
#2: deric's pontiac/catalina, me driving/acting like it's mine
#3: gunmetal volvo/station wagon, with flat tires/on fire at my mom's
#4: some sort of dirt track/late model race car, blaze orange/with sneering rednecks
#5: old jag (couldn't write/that whole word 'cause how many/syllables is it?)
#6: aforementioned jag/is sparkle green, yet the jag/emblem's now a goat
#7: the goat comes alive/when I stop by the river/beside railroad yard
#8: we both start tagging/idling coal cars with paint sticks/chicken scratch figures
#9: token graffiti/shots, twilight scene, bright light shines/as train approaches
#10: candyflake lime freight/train stops, me & goat climb in/ride off to heaven

Monday, October 20

TOP TEN SELFIES IN FRONT OF POETRY STACKS SO FUCKIN LITERATE

#1: so many people/so bitter because life ain't/what was promised them
#2: man is an until/the last minute type of beast/putting off undone
#3: when I say "man" you/say "hop" MAN! (muffled silence)/MAN! (booing begins)
#4: (turns out my mic was/just a keyboard; the crowd just/abandoned accounts)
#5: (half my followers/were previous characters/created by me)
#6: (all my sock puppets/matched, same IP, same MO/same ol' song & dance)
#7: (HBO offers/cheap streaming of consciousness/monthly subscriptions)
#8: (curate artifice/through selective consumption/with strong pretension)
#9: (I am an outsider/unscreened & subscriptionless/feeling so alone)
#10: (a more pretentious/author's photo might "sell" more/self-published bullshit)

Friday, October 17

TOP TEN EBOLA PROTOCOLS FTW

#1: behind the mind is/heart; how sympathetic do/your eyeballs see shit
#2: when you heard something/from another perspective/are you listening?
#3: do you hug nasty/motherfuckers, or double/glove them with acreage?
#4: underneath the heart/is gut - bacterial/congresses meeting
#5: without you "knowing"/they be making decisions/called intuition
#6: science ain't jigsaw/puzzled those pieces wholly/yet, but it's trying
#7: the shit with science/is science be like "I can't/do that, it ain't real"
#8: realtalk: nothing's real/except for every thing/but most of that's fake
#9: as for ebola - /conspiracies give humans/far too much credit
#10: civilization/is not as clever as we/think ourselves to be