RAVEN MACK is a mystic poet-philosopher-artist of the Greater Appalachian unorthodox tradition. He does have an amazing PATREON, but also *normal* ARTIST WEBSITE too.

Tuesday, October 3

CM PRINT CLASSICS: Issue 5


Holy fuck, I just read this whole issue tonight, and though I'm a much more young and non-family oriented (nor oriental) individual, this issue is funny as fuck. There's a hilarous thing about the stifling nature of statutory rape laws, but being I now have two young daughters and this is the internet where sexual perversion is commonplace enough to make me feel dirty just injecting my crappy crap into a blogosphere, I ain't typing it up. I'll give you this shitty little thing at the end of the issue instead, and if I ever reprint old issues, this one and the yearbook issue are gonna be the first ones I do so with, because this one had me both laughing my ass off, and wondering what the fuck was wrong with me back then. Well, I know what was wrong with me back then, I'm just worried it might resurface unexpectedly at some inopportune point.
So this is some end-of-the-issue thing called A Confederate Mack Public Service Announcment, and also funny because I still do this shit...
"Not wearing your seat belt is against the law. So next time you're driving home drunk and a state trooper goes by, put your seat belt on, at least until you're sure he didn't turn around."

1 comment:

PSY/OPSogist said...

Shit the new issue is one of the best. If I ever get around to printing it for you everyone else will get to see how good it is!

PSY/OPSogist