This was the best issue of Vice I’ve ever seen, because it was mostly just photos being it’s their photo issue, and some of it wasn’t mad gay like most Vice shit. Pics of Salvadoran gangbangers’ goofy clown tattoos and Mexican murder mag shots is good enough stuff. But then it got into the creepy Vice sexual aesthetic shit, where scrawny chicks are pissing in toilets. The weirdest thing was the face and ass match shit they had in the back where it had like six or seven chicks’ faces and their asses and you were supposed to try and match it. There was not one decent ass amidst all the chicks. Vice has this weird attraction to little girls who are sexual, with straight line figures. That shit freaks me out. Then again, everything freaks me out. I should not be on the internet at all; I should be on Zoloft. (That’s fucked up Microsoft world automatically capitalized that shit… oh shit, it did it with Microsoft too. Hold up, let me see something… illuminati... no, it didn’t do that one. Trying to keep it underground... silent weapons for quiet wars.)
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