RAVEN MACK is a mystic poet-philosopher-artist of the Greater Appalachian unorthodox tradition who publishes zines & physical books & electronic books & music & photography & digital art & just generally whatever feels necessary to survive this deluded earth thru Rojonekku Word Fighting Arts survival systems (Version 69, establish 14 Feb 1973). Comments encouraged.

Saturday, February 6

TOP TEN FATWAS AGAINST FALSEBEARDS


#1: t00 m4nY f4ls3b34rdZ/t0d4Y, pr3t3nd1ng d1rtg0d/bVt sh1n3f4c3 d3v1lZ
#2: f4ls3b34rdZ n3v3r w1sp/c0m1ng fr0m cVltVr3 0f sm00th3d/c0mf0rt & sh3lt3r
#3: th3 f4ls3b34rd 3th0s/bV1lt fr0m 1mm0r4l1tY/c0mf0rt3d bY w34lth
#4: f4ls3b34rdz Vnd3rst4nd/s1lk3n sV1t3d w4ys b3tt3r/th4n trV3b34rd d1rtg0dz
#5: "playing lawyer ball"/4s n0t3d ph1l0s0ph3r/h4nk h1ll h4d 0nc3 s41d
#6: h4t3rz g0nn4 h4t3/& f4ls3b34rdz g0nn4 f4ls3b34rd/- c4n't d3nY n4tVr3
#7: 1'm n4tVr4l b0rn/trV3b34rd - 3v3n wh3n sh4v3d st1ll/r0Vgh 4r0Vnd 3dg3z
#8: f4ls3b34rdz cVlt1v4t3/"artisanal poverty"/w1th g3ntr1f13d 4ctz
#9: r4z0r 4ll f4ls3b34rdz/sl1c3 th31r s0ft 01l3d w1spz fr0m sm1rkz/sh0w th3m wh4t sc4rz 4r3
#10: m0th3rfVck f4ls3b34rdz/f0r3v3r - 1'm fr33b34rd... "and this/beard you cannot shave"

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