[when an American, who liked DJ Screw, was an EPL star]
[25-Man Metaphysical
Roster is a football dork methodology meant to establish a listing of players
who have been most active for English Premier League teams in their past 100
non-friendly matches. Essentially, it is calculated by minutes played, but weighted
towards most recent games. The end result is a listing of the 25 players in a
team’s recent history who have had the largest hand on their metaphysical
sporting trajectory. The English Premier League was chosen because it is the
highest level of football played in an English speaking country, and I speak
English. Also, it is what comes on TV here in the USA, where I fucking live. And
yet still I should clarify I hate English, and also America. Thus maybe I hate
myself. Should I not fail in maintaining my unpaid deadline, a new 25-Man
Metaphysical Roster will appear on the 1st and 15th of every month.]
When I was first getting into EPL, I had
contemplated being a Spurs fan, but then I came to my senses. Anyways, catching
up on old dork data. No blurbs.
#1: Eric
Dier
#2: Hugo
Lloris
#3: Christian
Eriksen
#4: Dele
Alli
#5: Toby
Alderweireld
#6: Jan
Vertonghen
#7: Harry
Kane
#8: Son
Heung-min
#9: Ben
Davies
#10: Victor
Wanyama (previously #23 for
Southampton on 1-Aug-2017)
#11: Moussa
Dembele
#12: Kyle
Walker
#13: Kieran
Trippier
#14: Moussa
Sissoko
#15: Harry
Winks
#16: Danny
Rose
#17: Davinson
Sanchez
#18: Michel
Vorm
#19: Erik
Lamela
#20: Vincent
Janssen
#21: Kevin
Wimmer
#22: Serge
Auerier
#23: Fernando
Llorente (previously #17 for Swansea
City on 1-Nov-2017)
#24: Georges-Kevin
N’Koudou
#25: Josh
Onomah
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