RAVEN MACK is a mystic poet-philosopher-artist of the Greater Appalachian unorthodox tradition. He does have an amazing PATREON, but also *normal* ARTIST WEBSITE too.

Wednesday, November 15

25-Man Metaphysical Roster: Manchester City F.C.

[owner and manager shaking hands in agreement that C.R.E.A.M.]

[25-Man Metaphysical Roster is a football dork methodology meant to establish a listing of players who have been most active for English Premier League teams in their past 100 non-friendly matches. Essentially, it is calculated by minutes played, but weighted towards most recent games. The end result is a listing of the 25 players in a team’s recent history who have had the largest hand on their metaphysical sporting trajectory. The English Premier League was chosen because it is the highest level of football played in an English speaking country, and I speak English. Also, it is what comes on TV here in the USA, where I fucking live. And yet still I should clarify I hate English, and also America. Thus maybe I hate myself. Should I not fail in maintaining my unpaid deadline, a new 25-Man Metaphysical Roster will appear on the 1st and 15th of every month.]

Early on in the ascent of Pep Guardiola and his superstar system, which may have already peaked lolol. No blurbs as this is being filled in later due to a period of absence on my part.

#1: Nicolas Otamendi
#2: Kevin De Bruyne
#3: Fernandinho
#4: David Silva
#5: Sergio Aguero
#6: Raheem Sterling
#7: John Stones (previously #19 for Everton on 15-Aug-2017)
#8: Leroy Sane
#9: Gael Clichy
#10: Yaya Toure
#11: Aleksandar Kolarov
#12: Claudio Bravo
#13: Gabriel Jesus
#14: Willy Caballero
#15: Jesus Navas
#16: Ederson
#17: Bacary Sagna
#18: Pablo Zabaleta
#19: Fabian Delph
#20: Vincent Kompany
#21: Kyle Walker (previously #12 for Tottenham Hotspur on 1-Nov-2017)
#22: Ilkay Gundrogan
#23: Fernando
#24: Bernardo Silva
#25: Nolito

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