Wrestling Tanka - Set Nine

[Starrcade '85]
Magnum made Tully
say "I quit"; a new blood feud
followed right away.

Few fights got that violent,
which is why it scarred our minds.
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[Hammered]
I rolled a joint for
Greg Valentine, years after
his IC belt run.

Wonder if he faceplanted
into sofas as a joke?
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[The Weasel Manager]
Ernie Roth knew where
to get Superstar's boas
for cheap - that's his job.

Valets fold robes; managers
accommodate a charge's needs.
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[The Penis]
Lanny Poffo's dick
booked him in Japan; Sonny
Rogers told me so.

Penis spectacles carry
plenty of locker room weight.
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[Son of the Saint]
Imagine your dad
was a Silver God: now you're
Hijo Del Santo.

Imagine you still shine through
such a tall shadow: that's rare.
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[Dudley Boyz]
The Dudleys fight on
what cassette to play: Hank III,
Senior, or Junior.

Buh-Buh - behind wheel - chooses;
D-Von cusses Tennessee.
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[$2 Program]
I always buy a
program. It adds a layer
of kayfabe on it.

Eleven-by-seventeen -
folded, stapled, with sponsors.