S14: Worst College Football Teams

Instead of pretending to care about shit or know shit about all these crappy teams, I will just lay out their latest loss, their total getting fucked by others scorewise the last three games, and maybe say something else if I feel like it.

#1: EDWARD WATERS TIGERS (0-5, 43.800 avg. margin of defeat, #2 last week) – Lost to Webber last weekend, 45 to 6. Last three games, outscored 153 to 20. Took the top spot on the Shit List, knocking Texas College off the mantle of worst team in college football for the first time this season, at least as long as I’ve been paying attention.

#2: LIVINGSTONE BLUE BEARS (0-8, 43.375 avg. margin of defeat, #3 last week) – Lost at Winston-Salem State, 58 to 0. Last three games, outscored 150 to 3, and generally an embarrassment to historically black colleges and universities football everywhere.

#3: TEXAS COLLEGE STEERS (0-6, 42.667 avg. margin of defeat, #1 last week) – Their game of the year last weekend, travelling to Oklahoma Panhandle State University, and only losing 23 to 14. Last three games, outscored 119 to 47, which isn’t that godawful bad. Have been the statistically worst team in college football all season long, until now. Congratulations Texas College – you are no longer the worst!

#4: CULVER-STOCKTON WILDCATS (0-7, 41.571 avg. margin of defeat, #7 last week) – Holy fuck, lost to Lindenwood last week, 90 to 19. NINETY FUCKING POINTS! Outscored last three games 177 to 43. And sadly enough, this is the second time this season they’ve lost by 70 points or more. Good lord.

#5: PACIFIC BOXERS (0-5, 41.400 avg. margin of defeat, #5 last week) – Lost at Linfield, 66 to 14. Outscored last three games, all within the state of Oregon, 183 to 21. That’s pretty ugly. I always thought “pacific boxers” was what you called it when you ain’t got no underwears on. I really enjoy not wearing clothes underneath my clothes. I have a normal job nowadays and one of the downsides is feeling like I need to wear underwear every day.

#6: VALPARAISO CRUSADERS (0-7, 40.286 avg. margin of defeat, #11 last week) – Got one of the heftiest Division I ass-whoopings of the year last weekend, losing to Jacksonville, at home even, 86 to 7. Outscored last three games 185 to 28. Obviously not as good as their basketball team.

#7: OLIVET FIGHTING COMETS (0-6, 37.167 avg. margin of defeat, #4 last week) – Lost at Kalamazoo last weekend, 33 to 13. Outscored last three games 135 to 27. Small town Michigan life this time of year is most likely pretty crisp, and all I can really think about is breasts, and wanting to look them on the interwebz, probably because I’m not wearing any underwear, which gives the devil one less layer to get inside my soul.

#8: LOCK HAVEN BALD EAGLES (0-7, 36.857 avg. margin of defeat, #6 last week) – Lost to Gannon last weekend, 42 to 7. Outscored last three games 149 to 13. Why would a team have their nickname be the “bald” eagles? I mean, I know, but also, what the fuck?

#9: DORDT DEFENDERS (0-7, 34.714 avg. margin of defeat, #14 last week) – Lost at Northwestern (of Iowa), 48 to 3 last weekend. Outscored last three weeks 136 to 10. Doomed Dordt Defenders, who have not scored more than 10 in a game all year long. Perhaps, as their name suggests, they are a defensive minded team first.

#10: NEW MEXICO LOBOS (0-6, 34.000 avg. margin of defeat, #10 last week) – Have not played since they lost the battle for most inept team in New Mexico to New Mexico State, 16 to 14 two weeks ago. Outscored last three games 99 to 44, but really are a Mountain West Conference bottom feeder and looking at an ugly 0-12.

#11: MACMURRAY HIGHLANDERS (0-6, 33.833 avg. margin of defeat, unranked last week) – Lost at Greenville (of Illinois), 50 to 7 last weekend. Outscored last three games 125 to 48. Can only actually win a game by chopping the head off the opposing head coach with a sword.

#12: JUNIATA EAGLES (0-6, 33.000 avg. margin of defeat, unranked last week) – Lost against Gettysburg last weekend, 56 to 21. Outscored last three games 149 to 37. School name sounds like a white girl whose parents were hispanophiles. Or the name of a mid-sized crossover by Volkswagen.

#13: SAVANNAH STATE TIGERS (0-7, 32.571 avg. margin of defeat, unranked last week) – Lost at Florida A&M last weekend, 31 to 0. Outscored last three games 138 to 35. Also have a statistically terrible basketball program, which makes me wonder if this school was just started in the last five years. Starting a college seems insane, but I guess they all had to come from somewhere.

#14: KENTUCKY CHRISTIAN KNIGHTS (0-7, 32.571 avg. margin of defeat, #12 last week) – Lost at West Virginia Tech, 62 to 37, which was their highest point total of the year thus far. Outscored last three games of the football 148 to 80, and have scored over 30 points the past two weekends. Yall boys from Kentucky Christian University might just get you one yet.

Gone from the list from last week: #8 St. Mary Spires (lost at home to Bethel, 42 to 26), #9 Western Connecticut State Colonials (lost at Kean, 35 to 14), and #13 Quincy Hawks (lost against Iowa Wesleyan, 62 to 50).

S14: Worst College Football Teams

Oh man, I am getting bored with this shit. Somebody donate some goddamned money to my paypal so I can buy some weed and pretend to care about this shit.

#1: TEXAS COLLEGE STEERS (0-5, 49.400 avg. margin of defeat, #1 last week) – The Steers, who I think have never won in the entire three years I’ve dabbled with these lists, only lost by 4, 17 to 13, against Concordia-Selma last weekend. That may, unfortunately, be the highlight of some of their players collegiate career – the weekend they almost nearly won.

#2: EDWARD WATERS TIGERS (0-4, 45.000 avg. margin of defeat, #5 last week) – The Tigers had last weekend off, to go over game tape of their 64 to 0 loss to South Alabama the week before, and somehow, by virtue of not playing, they moved up three spots on this Shit List.

#3: CULVER-STOCKTON WILDCATS (0-5, 42.000 avg. margin of defeat, #10 last week) – A 63 to 10 loss to Baker at home helped the Wildcats surge up the list to #3. They have a lot of losing to do to move any higher though.

#4: OLIVET FIGHTING COMETS (0-4, 40.500 avg. margin of defeat, #7 last week) – A 61 to 14 loser to Wheaton at home. I looked up Olivet College to see what it was, since there’s another team with Olivet in their name later on this week’s list, and it’s some small ass town in Michigan. So now you know. I should go back to Penthouse Letters, huh?

#5: NEW MEXICO LOBOS (0-5, 40.400 avg. margin of defeat, #4 last week) – Haha, this is how bad New Mexico football is. They are hyping up on their athletics department webpage how, even though they lost to Texas-El Paso, 38 to 20, in New Mexico, there was one play where everything went great and they got a 101-yard kickoff return touchdown. Like, they are proud of that shit. And unfortunately, it does not look like there is a cross-state rivalry game Thanksgiving weekend against New Mexico State, who has also not won a game this year. What a shame.

#6: KENTUCKY CHRISTIAN KNIGHTS (0-5, 40.000 avg. margin of defeat, #9 last week) – A 52 to 12 loss to in-state Georgetown of Kentucky helped those lucky chosen Kentucky Christian Knights move up in our Shit List. I am used to like Tennessee or deep south Baptist Christian fundamentally freaky types, so I’m not sure what to expect from Kentucky uber-religious types. I would imagine it’s like West Virginia snake-handling tongue-speakers, but a bit more mellow, much like the land, which starts to level down a little from the claustrophobic insanity-creator style of West Virginia, out to the midwest on the left edge of Kentucky. Unless you are looking at the map upside down, which I suggest you do. All too often we only look at that shit with North America and Europe in the center, and at the top. Small cultural shifts like that, like viewing a world map with south to the top, it can change how you fuck up the world. And variety is the spice of death.

#7: HUSSON EAGLES (0-5, 39.800 avg. margin of defeat, #2 last week) – Props to Husson, who only lost to deaf ass Gallaudet, 13 to 6, thus pushing themselves away from the top of this list. There’s a lot of season left though, and not many all-deaf football teams left on their schedule. Maybe they play a blind team too though.

#8: LIVINGSTONE BRAMBLES (0-6, 39.000 avg. margin of defeat, #8 lat week) – 34 to 0 beatdown at home at the hands of Shaw University. Many older black people played Lords of the Underground “Funky Child” as well, wearing those weird print shirts that middle-aged successful black dudes wear that look kinda like a Hawaiian print shirt but mixed with a pimp’s hand-me-downs with a touch of Jesus.

#9: LOCK HAVEN BALD EAGLES (0-5, 36.000 avg. margin of defeat, unranked last week) – Lock Haven was on this list last year for the better part of it all, and the last two weeks of this season have not gone well for them. Two weeks ago, they lost at Mercyhurst, 41 to 0. And then last week, they lost to California of Pennsylvania, 58 to 0, and finally cracked this year’s Shit List. They do have awesome helmets though.

#10: ANNA MARIA CATS (0-5, 35.600 avg. margin of defeat, #12 last week) – Lost to SUNY-Maritime, 43 to 20, to slowly start their climb back up the Shit List, after their showdown of ineptitude with Becker two weeks ago.

#11: KNOX PRAIRIE FIRE (0-5, 35.600 avg. margin of defeat, unranked last week) – Welcome to the list Knox College. Though you scored more points last weekend than you have in any other game this season – 14, you also gave up more than you have given up in any game this year – 56. Don’t give up though Prairie Fire! No wonder they lose. “Yeah, we’re the Prairie Fire, you know, like when shit would catch on fire and spread through the olden times. That’s us. We kick ass, kind of, I guess.”

#12: QUINCY HAWKS (0-5, 35.000 avg. margin of defeat, unranked last week) – A quality loss to Indiana State, 56 to 22. Indiana State did not win a game all last year I do not think, therefore the Hawks must really suck.

#13: BETHEL THRESHERS (0-4, 34.750 avg. margin of defeat, unranked last week) – The Threshers (!!!) lost last weekend to Friends University, which would just have me singing that damn Whodini song all day long. Bethel College is the oldest Mennonite college in North America. Them Mennonites being making the bomb ass peanut butter cookies at the Nellysford Farmer’s Market. Plus those molasses cookies… goddamn. I actually have a Mennonite fetish to be honest with you. I saw one at a demolition derby one time that had crazy country girl eyes but was wearing her Mennonite get-up, but also had jeans on under the dress. I kept sneaking peeks at her. There was something there, I just didn’t need to pursue it, though I have no problem being a polygamist. I figure I could handle three wives easily. The real question is how to afford all the children you’d have, and you can’t be giving one of them a kid without giving another one a kid. Which brings me to another fetish, but not really sexual. I think pregnant women are sexy as fuck, because their ass and breasts are getting bigger. Like I don’t like pregnant porn; that actually is gross as hell. But them pregnant woman, all buxom looking, wearing those weird tight ass yoga pants pregnant lady things in either black or brown… dayum girl. She know what she wearing.

#14: OLIVET NAZARENE TIGERS (0-5, 34.600 avg. margin of defeat, unranked last week) – They lost 45 to 14 to Walsh last weekend, and luckily for Olivet, Michigan, this Olivet Nazarene college is in Illinois, meaning the whole Olivet thing has a larger meaning than I care to look for. I was really hoping there was just some little ass place in Michigan where, by chance, two of the absolute worst football teams in all of America lived. No such luck.

Gone from the list from last week: #3 Concordia Falcons (not only did they beat Rockford last weekend, they shut them out, 23 to 0; congratulations Falcons, you are no longer one of America’s shittiest), #6 Bates Bobcats (edged Tufts, 21 to 20, to escape the Shit List as well), #11 MacMurray Highlanders (almost beat Northwestern – the small college version in Minnesota – but still lost, 37 to 34; the close margin was enough to help them get off this list this week though), #13 Haskell Fighting Indians (the Fighting Indians beat Trinity Bible College, 27 to 14 last weekend; congratulations native peoples playing the white man’s game of the egg!), and #14 Dakota State Trojans (lost to Black Hills State, 14 to 9, not enough to maintain their spot).

S14: Best College Football Teams

Wow, here I am three weeks in and still doing this weekly. I guess I’m a straight up sucker for looking at mostly meaningless sports-related numbers and shuffling them around in order. Probably goes back to when I was a kid collecting baseball cards and I’d spend every free hour after school just putting them in different orders. Thousands and thousands of these things. Separating them by teams, picking out the ones where you could see the dude’s number. Ridiculous obsessive compulsive nonsense. My oldest kid is the same way. She spent her allowance on yarn and knitting needles and has been knitting zombies and ninjas and grim reapers ever since. Is that shit genetic? Who knows? The brain, man, it’s something else.
Anyways, here be the top 14 teams in college football’s all divisions this week, with the determining criteria being they are undefeated, and then who has the highest average margin of victory. That shit should be obvious but I just want to state it outright as well though.

#1: SOUTH ALABAMA JAGUARS (4-0, 46.750 avg. margin of victory, unranked last week) – My apologies to the fine folks of the University of South Alabama, who just started up a football team this year. They went about it a little different than other start-ups in college football though, running a club team in previous years to ease into an actual team in NCAA Division I-AA (or Football Subdivider Championship Shit That Ain’t On Regular TV class). From what I see, it looks like they are playing all home games this year. Also, I have not found the full schedule, but hopefully they play North Alabama somewhere this season, and both are undefeated at that point. Fuck Alabama vs. Auburn.

#2: OREGON DUCKS (5-0, 41.600 avg. margin of victory, #1 last week) – Fell behind Stanford early on in their showdown last week in Oregon, and then fucking straight woodshed whipped their ass, 52 to 31. They could be a legit national title contender, which is odd for non-USC teams from the Pac-10 (currently ranked #3 in the AP Top 25).

#3: WISCONSIN-WHITEWATER WARHAWKS (4-0, 40.000 avg. margin of victory, #4 last week) – The Warhawks - #1 team in NCAA Division III – went to Platteville and whipped up on Wisconsin-Platteville, 49 to 17.

#4: AMHERST LORD JEFFS (2-0, 37.500 avg. margin of victory, #3 last week) – So I thought they would be a one hit wonder from a small Division III conference that apparently only plays an inside the conference schedule. But then they went on the road and crushed Bowdoin 38 to 7. So the Lord Jeffs ride our Bully List for a second week. Go ahead whiteboys.

#5: TRINE THUNDER (4-0, 36.750 avg. margin of victory, #2 last week) – The thundering Thunder from wherever the fuck Trine University is at took a tumble in our Bully List, because they could only beat Adrian at Adrian 24 to 16. They are still ranked #10 in Division III though. Try harder!

#6: BETHUNE-COOKMAN WILDCATS (4-0, 36.500 avg. margin of victory, #7 last week) – The traditionally black Wildcats ran it up at Morgan State, 69 to 32, but still get no love from the I-AA poll, because all those guys who vote are racist. Three teams from the state of Virginia are in the top 11 of that poll though. Also, because of racism.

#7: MINNESOTA-DULUTH BULLDOGS (5-0, 35.600 avg. margin of victory, unranked) – Division II kind of slips under the radar in this thing because there are just so many goddamned Division III teams, and the bigger divisions are more prominent. But the Bulldogs are the #2 Division II team in the country right now, and romper stompered Minnesota State Moorhead last week, 56 to 7, to creep into the countdown.

#8: MOUNT UNION PURPLE RAIDERS (4-0, 34.750 avg. margin of victory, #6 last week) – This would be the #2 team in Division III football, and you could probably bet on them and the UW-Whitewater Warhawks playing in that national championship sometime in December. The Raiders played their closest game of the year last weekend, only beating Ohio Northern 27 to 0 at home.

#9: SIOUX FALLS COUGARS (5-0, 33.600 avg. margin of victory, unranked last week) – Sioux Falls is a traditional NAIA powerhouse, which is kinda like being a really smart kid in a really rural school system. They are ranked #1 in NAIA football, and scraped Nebraska Wesleyan across the grass for a 44 to 0 win last weekend, to get back in this stupid thing I do for the first time this year.

#10: ST. XAVIER COUGARS (6-0, 33.500 avg. margin of victory, #11 last week) – And this team of Cougars is your #3 NAIA team, who beat Taylor at home last weekend, 46 to 21. It was their closest game since opening weekend against Bethel.

#11: NORTH ALABAMA LIONS (5-0, 32.400 avg. margin of victory, unranked last week) – North Alabama is the #1 team in Division II, and with them and South Alabama, as well as both Alabama and Auburn undefeated, them Alabama motherfuckers is on some football shit this year. Fat, ignorant fuckers. The Lions only scored 28 last week, but gave up none, to Arkansas Tech, which I think is a collection of old Greyhound buses in the Ozarks.

#12: UTAH UTES (4-0, 31.500 avg. margin of victory, unranked last week) – #10 in the country in super college football, and prepping for a move to the Pac-10. They crushered San Jose State, 56 to 3 last weekend, and play against fellow undefeated team Texas Christian the first week of November.

#13: NORTH CENTRAL CARDINALS (4-0, 31.500 avg. margin of victory, unranked last week) – #6 in Division III football, they beat Carthage, 43 to 8. I really need to figure out a different way to do this because I am tired of just writing this same dumb shit over and over. Perhaps I will cut-and-paste Penthouse Forum Letters in the blurbs in the future. But I guess I’m almost done with this particular list.

#14: CORTLAND STATE RED DRAGONS (4-0, 30.500 avg. margin of victory, unranked last week) – When I ran across this #19 Division III football team at the grocery store, I had no idea what was in store for me. But as the Red Dragons were reaching up to get a jar of peanut butter from the top shelf, her tank top rode up high on her tight belly, and I could see a turquoise belly ring glinting in the fluorescent light. I love giving oral sex to a natural and wild vajayjay and looking up at her face with a sexy belly ring like the sights in a rifle, thinking of how I’m going to fuck that mouth in a few minutes, so long as I don’t get the lockjaws first.

Gone from the list from last week: #5 Dakota Wesleyan Tigers (lost to Midland Lutheran at home, 19 to 21), #8 McPherson Bulldogs (only beat Sterling, who I grew up with, 31 to 21), #9 Claremont-Mudd-Scripps Stags (only beat La Verne, 20 to 14), #10 St. Thomas Tommies (only beat Division III rival and powerhouse St. John’s Johnnies by one, 27 to 26), #12 Abilene Christian Wildcats (beat Texas A&M-Kingsville, 31 to 24, at Kingsville, not enough to maintain they spot), #13 Ohio State Buckeyes (won at Illinois, 24 to 13, just slipping out of the top 14 in margin of victory), and #14 Stanford Cardinal (got waxed by Oregon, 52 to 31).

S14: Worst College Football Teams

And of course I will revisit the worst teams in the college football worlds again this week, as what else am I going to do with my life? Actually go out and make money? Hahaha, you fool. The world is ending; why bother? Once again, in case this is your first accidental perusal of this, criteria is 0 wins (until we don’t have 14 winless teams at least), with average margin of defeat breaking the ties, and then my personal preference being the second tiebreaker should it come down to that. And away we go...

#1: TEXAS COLLEGE STEERS (0-7, 52.286 avg. margin of defeat, #1 last week) - Texas College had their second-highest offensive output of the year last weekend at Langston, leading to a semi-respectable 53 to 20 loss. It seems apparent from their team nickname that this is some sort of joke team meant to be the Hell version of the Texas Longhorns team for kids who can’t stop being criminals long enough to get to Austin. Of course, that would mean this team might be halfway decent, I guess. It is too bad the NAIA doesn’t have a reverse postseason tournament as well for the dregs of their football league to try and win one to close out the season with. And whatever team lost the tournament, they’d just make them wreck the airplane on the way home, thus giving the school a solid reason to dissolve the football program. Plus, they could make an ESPN special about it in ten years.

#2: BECKER HAWKS (0-7, 42.429 avg. margin of defeat, #3 last week) - Yes indeed anonymous blog commenter from last week, Becker’s 68 to 6 home loss to SUNY-Maritime was good enough to move them up a spot. The sad thing about their 6 points is it was on a sloppy seconds touchdown run with less than two minutes left in the game. Poor poor Becker Hawks.

#3: ROCKFORD REGENTS (0-6, 39.500 avg. margin of defeat, #2 last week) - The Regents parlayed a sorta respectable 40 to 14 loss to Wisconsin Lutheran into moving down this list of football scrubs this week, if only one spot. It can only get better for you boys.

#4: NEWPORT NEWS APPRENTICE SCHOOL BUILDERS (0-6, 37.500 avg. margin of victory, #8 last week) - Their 39 to 0 home loss to Wesley was mentioned in yesterday’s best teams list, and allowed the Builders to bust a move halfway up the college football shit list.

#5: NEW MEXICO HIGHLANDS COWBOYS (0-8, 36.125 avg. margin of defeat, #7 last week) - Those gambling Cowboys of Las Vegas, Nevada, played one of their closest games of the year, only losing to Colorado State-Pueblo, 35 to 7. Only three weeks left for one of NCAA Division II’s worst teams.

#6: SOUTHERN VIRGINIA KNIGHTS (0-6, 34.833 avg. margin of defeat, #10 last week) - I am getting conflicting reports, as one place I just read is claiming Southern Virginia is actually 1-6, as the NAIA team rolls into it’s upcoming road trip to Football Championship Sub-division team (okay okay, Division I-AA) Gardner-Webb. But everywhere else says they are 0-6, meaning they probably beat somebody that doesn’t count, like a Canadian football club or a soccer team or something. A plus is the rest of the season, they are apparently on the road, leading up to that last week showdown against Newport News Apprentice School.

#7: DANA VIKINGS (0-7, 34.000 avg. margin of defeat, #9 last week) - Word ‘em up Dana Vikings, only losing to Peru State 38 to 20 at home last weekend. Keep fighting baby, and you’ll get a W yet.

#8: ANNA MARIA AMCATS (0-7, 33.571 avg. margin of defeat, #4 last week) - It is still the Cats first ever season of college football, and last weekend they took on another first-year team, also from NCAA Division III, in Castleton, who they lost to the first week... well first game ever for both teams, 42 to 28. This past week, at home, in Paxton, Massachusetts, they dropped a heartbreaker againt to Castleton, but only 24 to 21, giving them hope, and moving them to a more respectable spot on the shit list. Also, and I would assume this is related to my blog as I like to think I’m the center of the universe, the Helmet Project website that I jack these helmet images from (all credit due to that dude though, plus Allah) just got the real helmet for the Anna Maria College football team this past week, probably because some small school know-it-all was pissed I secretly replaced their actual helmet with one for some unsuccessful pro league team from Chicago in the ‘70s.

#9: KENTUCKY CHRISTIAN KNIGHTS (0-7, 33.571 avg. margin of defeat, #13 last week) - Onward Christian soldiers, after your 45 to 10 loss last weekend to Shorter, which was a funeral home back in my hometown. I would expect a floral arrangement with a plastic telephone saying “JESUS CALLED” might be appropriate.

#10: MARANATHA BAPTIST BIBLE COLLEGE CRUSADERS (0-6, 33.000 avg. margin of defeat, #11 last week) - Last week, this Division III team only lost 32 to 6 to Benedictine University. Each week, they seem to shave it down a little more, meaning their last game of the year against Wisconsin Lutheran, they might only lose by like 14 points.

#11: CULVER-STOCKTON WILDCATS (0-6, 33.000 avg. margin of defeat, unranked last week) - On the weakness of their NAIA-affiliated 67 to 10 loss to Lindenwood at home last week, the mighty Wildcats of Culver-Stockton College crack the college football shit list. I’m sure Fayette, Missouri, is proud.

#12: IDAHO STATE BENGALS (0-7, 32.571 avg. margin of victory, #12 last week) - The highest profile team on this list (by level of competition at least) holds steady it’s spot on the shit list following their 30 to 7 loss to Northern Colorado. Oddly enough, in the past week, the school gave head football coach John Zamberlin a two-year extension to his contract.

#13: TRINITY INTERNATIONAL TROJANS (0-8, 32.500 avg. margin of defeat, unranked last week) - When you think Trojan football, most of America thinks of the rock solid USC team comprised of future first-rounders and suntanned football gods. But in Deefield, Illinois, they think of those loveable losing Trinity International University Trojans, getting steamrolled through the bottom of the NAIA. Last week was their worst loss of the year thus far, a 63 to 7 piledriving against St. Francis in Indiana.

#14: WEST GEORGIA WOLVES (0-7, 32.429 avg. margin of defeat, unranked last week) - Oh poor West Georgia. It just can’t win, literally and metaphorically. It scored a season-high 30 points last week against Arkansas Tech. Only problem was it also gave up a season-high 62 points. But even greater than all that is the fact that the Arkansas Tech football team moniker is Wonder Boys.
Gone From This List From Last Week: Hiram College Terriers (only lost to Earlham, 10 to 7), Lawrence Vikings (beat Knox College at home in Appleton, Wisconsin, 17 to 13), and Southwestern Oklahoma State Bulldogs (only lost to Central Oklahoma, 41 to 23, which barely got them out the shit list by average margin of defeat).