Sunday, October 4
SONG OF THE DAY: Something (kudzu'd)
C0P13S 0F 4 C0PY 0F...
Saturday, October 3
3MPTY 4BVND4NC3 T34S3S...
Friday, October 2
N3V3R L0S3 S1GHT TH4T TH1S W0RLD...
Thursday, October 1
D1G1T4L VT0P14S...
Wednesday, September 30
Postcard Haiku Blowout!!!
I have slashed prices on the postcard poems by mail I offer on my site, and changed the wording to haiku, until the end of the year.
There are 5 postcard styles available:
- vintage motel postcards
- vintage Native American themed postcards
- vintage railroading postcards
- Greetings from Greater Appalachia postcards
- Welcome to Southern Gothicc Futurism postcards
There are also 3 amounts you can get:
- single haiku postcard (for $5)
- 5 haiku postcards (for $23)
- 10 haiku postcards (for $40)
The multi-packs, you can send to one address over time, multiple addresses, or whatever. If sending to someone else, I'll also give you the option of receiving an email picture of what I send before I send it.
I am doing this for a number of reasons. Here are those reasons:
#1: MOST FOLKS MAY NOT REALIZE I DO THIS – because I am a horrible marketer by nature. I attempt half-heartedly at times to point people to my online shop, but both those words “online” and “shop” are two things I do not necessarily have an abundance of love for. So it is like getting psychically double dropkicked by a reality I’d prefer to ignore.
#2: PHYSICAL MAIL IS SOOOO REFRESHING – Look, we are deep into the digital age, to where we no longer get fun mail for the most part. But now we don’t even get fun electronic mail. Our joy has been minimized little by little, as efficiently as possible, without any obvious moments where we had the chance to say, “No, please don’t make it this way.” So this is a small chance to get (or give) physical mail, with no purpose other than to hopefully create a little joy in life.
#3: SURVIVING CAPITALISM – I could use extra money from a part-time job, so I read the advice to dress for the job you’d like. As I sat on the back porch naked, I realized I could write haiku on postcards pretty easily in that chair.
#4: SPREADING WORD ART – We all need more art in our lives. As they try to turn everything into a business investment, it is very important we counter that thinking with things that serve no business interest whatsoever. None of the greatest things about life are business investments. Business has nothing to do with the things we love most, usually (if we are healthy-minded human beings). So hopefully I make a cheap option for you to send something to your friends who you love. (I will include a “compliments of [your name]” on the postcard as well, if you choose.)
#5: PRACTICING RELEASE OF OWNERSHIP – I am pretty good about letting writing go. But I also try at times to share a lot of it. I’m going to practice these as a one and done, not copied down by me anywhere, send out to the world freely version of writing haiku. Surviving capitalism, and hopes of future business successes, tends to cause even us creative type people to archive or track everything we do. This is not a healthy practice on our part (though I fully recognize the economic need it is built upon). So I hope to scribble out haiku, and mail them out, and never think about them again.
I will also half-heartedly make social media posts about this. But please feel free to forward this post, or the shop link to postcard poems, or help let all the weird literary freaks that still exist out there in this world in great abundance, that this exists.
GL0R1F13D J0BB3R W0RK1NG...
Tuesday, September 29
P3R10DS 0F TR4NS1T10N...
Sunday, September 27
H34VY 1S TH3 H34D TH4T W34RS...
1N R34L L1F3 3PH3M3R4...
Saturday, September 26
SP4C3S 4B4ND0N3D BY M4N...
Friday, September 25
PR4Y3R 1S 4 R3M3MBR4NC3...
Thursday, September 24
P4R4D1S3 L0ST B3H1ND TH3...
Wednesday, September 23
TH3 G4M3 H4S 4LW4YS B33N R1GG3D...
Tuesday, September 22
SONG OF THE DAY: Hey Leroy, Your Mama's Callin' You (kudzu'd)
B0RN T0 W4ND3R 41ML3SSLY...
Monday, September 21
P4TR10T1SM M1SS3D M3...
Sunday, September 20
ST4R1NG THR0VGH MY T1NY SCR33N...
Saturday, September 19
SL1D1NG THR0VGH L1F3 KN0W1NG 1...
Friday, September 18
4SK1NG TH3 1NV1S1BL3...
Thursday, September 17
SONG OF THE DAY: Love is the Way (kudzu'd)
I made matching shirts one time, silver iron-on letters, one that said SUPER FREAK and the other said SUPER FREAKY, because it played on that phrase in suggestive ways. I let my girl pick first, to see which way she wanted to go in rocking those. She chose SUPER FREAK, true Leo power bottom style, so I got the SUPER FREAKY. We only wore them out once, to the fuckin’ Barbie movie, which is like the only new release movie I’ve seen since one of the Planet of the Apes reboots, maybe the 2011 one. In other words, I don’t be going to the movie theater all that much.
But my girl don’t even wear that shirt no more. She put it on a mannequin in a rustic studio cabin on her compound, which to be fair, is a big sign of respect. But she don’t ever wear it, and squirrels fuck around in that cabin more than humans do. I pulled my SUPER FREAKY out last night, but it just made me sad. Not because my girlfriend doesn’t wear the matching one, but because they don’t make silver velour that sparkles iridescently that could be made into a really nice tracksuit. All this artificial intelligence bullshit, and pompous cyber-Yakub dipshits with too much money to be scheming, and I still gotta buy tracksuits from 30 years ago off Ebay because the technology and color schemes have gone backwards. Having a society almost entirely run by boring ass wealthy white dudes is a mistake in the all obvious ways, but there’s a vast multitude of overlooked reasons this has failed us all.
I try not to get angry about it in a reactionary way, though. Gotta let my heart lead the way, not my disgruntled brain. It’s hard some days though. But that’s why I put glittery silver and gold iron-on letters onto t-shirts. You can’t wear SUPER FREAKY in sparkle letters and not feel a little bit lighter about the dystopia. Try it. You don’t have to put SUPER FREAKY, but just get you a big box of iron-on letters, and buy up all the half-priced quality cotton t-shirts you can at the Goodwill on the Sunday markdown, and do it up. You’ll feel better. Trust me.
