I wanted to look fresh when I’m walking around through the yard and river and great American industrial wasteland barefoot, so I got Adidas stripes tattooed on the outside of both my feet, except I couldn’t afford an actual tattoo artist because the gentrification of tattooing the past couple decades means those fuckers charge exorbitant Mercedes Benz prices when I’m very much a Ford Taurus at heart (and wallet, but even when not at wallet, still at heart, which means I ignore my wallet because I know the wallet is generally lying anyways). So I did it myself, which is fine, but much like most DIY projects, it’s kinda raggedy, because we’re all pretty shitty at doing things ourselves that we’ve never done before but watched a couple youtubes so figured, “fuck it, I can rebuild the transmission on my daughter’s car”. Plus doing my right foot was harder than my left foot, because I’m right-handed, and I kept switching between using my left and right hand for my right foot, with it bent behind me sideways, which brings up a second issue in that I did the shit with my foot at a weird angle, so it looks halfway normal Adidas striping to my eyeballs’ vantage point, but my girlfriend looked at them and said, “What the fuck did you do?” Nonetheless, I remain undeterred, and am working on Adidas stripes down my left leg – got three to about my mid-thigh, and the center stripe all the way down to beside my knee so far. It takes a lot of time because I’m using sewing machine needles, manually, old school stick and poke style, which I never called “stick and poke” in my life until the internet made that the way you say it; it was always “homemade” or “jailhouse” tattoos. But just like what I used to call a “short and long” got homogenized by popular culture into a “mullet” haircut, “stick and poke” has become the phrase you use for doing fucked up homemade tattoos now, even though I literally never heard it called that the first largest chunk of my life, as I acquired a plethora of horrible stick and pokes. Sometimes people ask me if I’d ever get any of them covered up, but first off like I already told you, legitimate tattoo artists are expensive as fuck; but also, no need to cover up what I had before, I mean I might put a line through it like graffiti on a wall suggesting somebody should die, but I don’t have any of my horrible tattoos that are that horribly offensive to who I am now that I’d want to do that. To be honest, I expect people to have growth as a human being, but if you had some shit that you find horribly offensive to who you are now that you thought was good enough to get tattooed on your body earlier in life, I don’t know if I trust that person, because they’re likely to rewrite themselves again in the future. You can’t rewrite yourself, just accumulate more shit that makes the entirety of who you are now. Nonetheless, I got some fucked up stripes on my feet now and am working on stripes on my legs. Probably won’t do my arms though, because even if I’m creating the illusion of my naked body being Adidas brand nudity, I still wouldn’t be wearing a shirt in the illusion.
RAVEN MACK is a mystic poet-philosopher-artist of the Greater Appalachian unorthodox tradition. He does have an amazing PATREON, but also *normal* ARTIST WEBSITE too.
Showing posts with label barefoot life. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barefoot life. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 1
SONG OF THE DAY: b4R3F00T1n'
Label Labyrinth:
45s on 33,
barefoot life,
Krupert's jukebox,
Nudie suits,
tattoos
Friday, March 22
SONG OF THE DAY: Sunshine Men
springtime official so
the sunshine men can
finally stop wearing shirts
or shoes or jobs or sobriety
or earthbound thoughts from heart
and finally start practicing
outside magic at more
regular pace as in
every goddamn
day y'all
Label Labyrinth:
a life full of Sundays,
barefoot life,
Krupert's jukebox,
sunshiney things,
the Power of Lounge
Monday, December 18
JJ Krupert Dec 2017 number five "patience"
ahh the joys of regressive memories
when the pains & poisons of the present are
diluted by time
& all we remember is the mellow memories of
how it was (but wasn’t)
a fun thing that all musics do is take a break
from the anger & chaos & RIGHT FUCKING NOW of youth
& ironically mellow it down like the previous
generation would’ve liked
GNR resting their appetite for destruction
to sound like James Taylor
but not
if this song should come on by accident
& I am on the somewhat smooth pinewood kitchen
floor (horribly stained)
(needing refinishing but I’m not finished so how
could I possibly refinish?)
& I am wearing a cushy pair of garish orange
or lime green dollar general “night raven” socks
then I shall likely scoot my feets to the side a
couple of times
as if I were Axl Rose himself (though not)
when life turns to shit, we regress to those
sounds of when it was simpler
(can it be it was all so simple then?)
but it was not simpler
it has always been about like it is now tbh
but by all means, survive however you must
& try to enjoy life
Label Labyrinth:
barefoot life,
J.J. Krupert ipodz,
JJKGP December 2017,
onion on belt memories,
rec-collections
Monday, June 12
M1LK CR4T3 L1F3 PLVS B4R3F00T L1F3...
Label Labyrinth:
barefoot life,
compound decor,
gambleraku,
homepix,
supreme mathematics
Friday, January 6
freestyle sonnet #065: GREEN MIST POWER ARTZ
Sweathoggz deluded by softened psychologies
install false belief systems into "solid" place
without consulting slow-shifting geometries
of Real Fucking Earth. Soles directed to snake-race,
neglecting barefoot grounding techniques, which instill
and encourage deeper balance. Meanwhile, green mist
monks carry heavy feral stones against brain's will,
decorating box caves with sigils which resist
obedient order. Concrete chunks and rusted
detritus wasteland tiger pit ritual acts
committed, denying gods the sweathoggz trusted.
Elder pine witchcraft, trying to see birch-eyed facts,
fighting against World of Sub(mission) - remain dom
through green mist power cultivation. [Realm of Tommmm]
install false belief systems into "solid" place
without consulting slow-shifting geometries
of Real Fucking Earth. Soles directed to snake-race,
neglecting barefoot grounding techniques, which instill
and encourage deeper balance. Meanwhile, green mist
monks carry heavy feral stones against brain's will,
decorating box caves with sigils which resist
obedient order. Concrete chunks and rusted
detritus wasteland tiger pit ritual acts
committed, denying gods the sweathoggz trusted.
Elder pine witchcraft, trying to see birch-eyed facts,
fighting against World of Sub(mission) - remain dom
through green mist power cultivation. [Realm of Tommmm]
Label Labyrinth:
barefoot life,
c'mon armageddon,
freestyle sonnets,
illegitimate artz,
survival tipz 4U
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