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Showing posts with label Uruguay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Uruguay. Show all posts

Sunday, July 1

World Cup Tanka: URUGUAY vs. PORTUGAL (Match 50)


Uruguay oddly 
seemed uninspired in group stage, 
yet undefeated 

quietly dominant, led 
by aging bastard Suarez 

despite Ronaldo's 
presence, Portugal's World Cup 
history lacking 

only twice beyond this round, 
only once with Ronaldo 

very early on, 
Cavani to Suarez back 
to Cavani - GOOOLLLLLLL

all the way across pitch, back 
and forth, beautiful combo 

Uruguay defense 
nearing six hundred minutes 
since allowing goal 

Suarez almost snuck second 
underneath haphazard wall 

then that same stifling 
defense falls asleep on short 
corner, second half 

Pepe's ugly ass heads home 
the sudden equalizer 

Ronaldo pushing 
with an urgent energy 
not seen with Messi 

but Suarez to Cavani 
strikes again, beautifully 

Muslera fumbles 
and Portugal nearly ties, 
but no - shanked skywards 

Cavani limping, helped off 
pitch leaning on Ronaldo 

Portuguese coach looks 
like '70s cop show boss, 
so damn frustrated 

I give Ronaldo credit - 
he's playing hard, not flopping 

but nothing connects - 
late minute attrition, with 
four minutes added 

dramatic corner kick wild 
sequence... Ronaldo's finished  

Monday, June 25

World Cup Tanka: GROUP A FINALE (Matches 33 & 34)


not much to this Group 
A finale, other than 
position jostling 

Saudi Arabia and 
Egypt playing just for pride 

sad that Salah was 
denied his moment again - 
and been used as pawn 

such a beautiful face for 
what Islam really could mean 

Uruguay Russia 
playing to see who loses 
to who in knockout 

doesn't feel like either 
of these teams beat heavyweights 

but Putin's Russia 
is master engineer of 
fixed results... who knows? 

advancing more important 
than posturing for dictates 

our anti-hero 
Luis Suarez strikes first blood, 
with an early score 

Uruguay keeps attacking, 
get a second off own goal 

meanwhile, our true 
hero Mo Salah scores first 
non-penalty goal 

would have loved to see Salah 
go further into stardom 

the Saudis receive 
penalty - it's saved by dear 
old El Hadary 

what wonderful moment to 
cap El Hadary's story 

second penalty 
earned (questionably) - Saudis 
convert second one 

how much money was wagered 
on draw via Russian mob? 

in other match, the 
Russians sub out star player 
by half - safety first 

looks like Uruguay first, with 
Russia second, without doubt 

Portugal or Spain 
(or Iran) would gladly take 
Russia in bracket 

Uruguay seems to have woke - 
Sky Blue woke is a threat 

Galeano thoughts 
make me fond of Uruguay, 
despite Vampiro 

to turn phrase or sport into 
poetry should be revered 

Uruguay Russia 
second half gets started first, 
running out the clock 

our Gulf challenge is only 
real drama left for Group A

Wahhabi dogma 
versus Mohamed Salah's 
gracious good nature 

la ilaha illallah 
la ilaha illallah 

meanwhile, Dzyuba 
is the face of fascism, 
fouling Latin veins 

Cavani desires a goal 
pretty bad, finally scores 

Uruguay wins Group 
A, Russian is second; 
Arab match goes on 

Russian mob gambling theory 
feeds last minute Saudi goal 

Wednesday, June 20

World Cup Tanka: URUGUAY vs. SAUDI ARABIA (Match 19)


Uruguay did not 
look that great against Egypt, 
but still got 3 points 

a win here, them and Russia 
are through to knockout stages 

the Saudi team made 
expansion to 48 
look like bad idea 

but "bad" suggests the point is 
good football, not great profits 

didn't watch single 
second of Suarez versus 
Saudis - stupid work 

a meeting to give input 
on how good the Kool-Aid tastes 

our American 
bureaucracy will one day 
cave in on itself 

applying "lean" principles 
to people as if machines 

of course, my lack of 
productivity could be 
cause for June concern 

fuck it man, don't care, western 
civilization's a lie 

Suarez tapped in lone 
goal, no one was assaulted, 
no fatwas issues 

bismillah, football gods should 
consult bezels of wisdom 

Group A is wrapped up, 
already excited for 
the knockout stages 

there, the football gods' judgment 
is finalized (for four years) 

Friday, June 15

World Cup Tanka: EGYPT vs. URUGUAY (Match 2)


Salah's superstar 
was dragged back to Earth by that 
raw bastard Ramos 

his availability 
weighed heavy with nation's hopes 

Uruguay has won 
World Cup multiple times - but 
has an aging squad 

Luis Suarez remains the 
footballing world's greatest heel 

Salah begins match 
on sidelines, with tons of hyped 
Egyptians in stands 

Uruguay is unbeaten 
against Africa in Cup 

one win and two draws, 
but that one win... poor Ghana 
in 2010 

quarterfinal extended 
remix in South Africa 

the most heartbreaking 
loss I've ever seen in sports... 
that bastard Suarez 

Egypt played with speed and heart, 
continental vengeance 

ultimately though, 
death from 89th minute 
Gimenez header 

perhaps if that goal happened 
earlier, we see Salah play 

as it stands, Egypt 
looked great without star player; 
Uruguay was dull 

but Uruguay got three points, 
Pharoahs left thinking "what if?"