SONG OF THE DAY: Computer Love

This is a cool song (in fact, perhaps the coolest). But also, fuck teh computers.

TOP TEN GRAPPLING BEZELS OF TEH YUNG SHEIKH

R3L1G10VS TR4NC3S
TRVMP P0L1T1C4L Z0MB13S
- 3L3CT TH3 43TH3R
.#haiku#shardhaiku pic.twitter.com/S4PHBPzuKW

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 30, 2016

1MM0R4L 3TH1CS
L4VND3R3D THRV L3G4L1T13S
- N0 C0VRT 1S SVPR3M3
.#haiku#shardhaiku pic.twitter.com/7qYnZTvJJt

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 30, 2016

J1H4D 4L-4KB4R
M3D1T1T10NS VP0N D33P
M0VNT41N M0SQV3 1N F4LL
.#haiku#shardhaiku pic.twitter.com/Xjt1xYm0xJ

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 30, 2016

G3T L1FT3D M0R4SS
F0R M00R 4SS WR3TCH3D E4RTH3N
4C0ST4N Z3T4
.#haiku#shardhaiku pic.twitter.com/q6nK2dSmk4

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 30, 2016

PR4Y T0 TH4T 34ST3RN
SVNR1S3 4S T3MPL3 D4RKN3SS
G3TS L1T - S0L4R SH1N3
.#haiku#shardhaiku pic.twitter.com/tTDKIaV4Y5

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 30, 2016

4LL PR4YS T0 34ST
B0W3D H34D T0VCH3S 4CTV4L
PVR1FY1NG D1RT
.#haiku#shardhaiku pic.twitter.com/fcHKet33pv

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 30, 2016

D33DS B3 N0T L3G4L
PR00FS 3X1ST F0R 0V3RL0RDS
- 1'M F1RMLY L0W3R3D
.#haiku#shardhaiku pic.twitter.com/W8CJJzeLAB

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 30, 2016

1 M3D1T4T3
W1TH SP1N3 4L1GN3D T0 WH1T3 04K
3Y3S P01NT3D 1NW4RD
.#haiku#shardhaiku pic.twitter.com/IViqPk4cMX

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 30, 2016

T3CT0N1CS 3R3CTS
M0R3 4NC13NT M00R 4SS M0ST-H1GH
M0SQV3S & 0R4CL3S
.#haiku#shardhaiku pic.twitter.com/cFDZAAH2HE

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 30, 2016

N0T Y3T SH31KH W1LDB1RD
ST1LL S1TT1NG ST1LL STVDY1NG
TH3S3 C0RV1D QV4TR41NS
.#haiku#shardhaiku pic.twitter.com/phNbQPiLVJ

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 30, 2016

#1: R3L1G10VS TR4NC3S/TRVMP P0L1T1C4L Z0MB13S/- 3L3CT TH3 43TH3R

#2: 1MM0R4L 3TH1CS/L4VND3R3D THRV L3G4L1T13S/- N0 C0VRT 1S SVPR3M3

#3: J1H4D 4L-4KB4R/M3D1T1T10NS VP0N D33P/M0VNT41N M0SQV3 1N F4LL

#4: G3T L1FT3D M0R4SS/F0R M00R 4SS WR3TCH3D E4RTH3N/4C0ST4N Z3T4

#5: PR4Y T0 TH4T 34ST3RN/SVNR1S3 4S T3MPL3 D4RKN3SS/G3TS L1T - S0L4R SH1N3

#6: 4LL PR4YS T0 34ST/B0W3D H34D T0VCH3S 4CTV4L/PVR1FY1NG D1RT

#7: D33DS B3 N0T L3G4L/PR00FS 3X1ST F0R 0V3RL0RDS/- 1'M F1RMLY L0W3R3D

#8: 1 M3D1T4T3/W1TH SP1N3 4L1GN3D T0 WH1T3 04K/3Y3S P01NT3D 1NW4RD

#9: T3CT0N1CS 3R3CTS/M0R3 4NC13NT M00R 4SS M0ST-H1GH/M0SQV3S & 0R4CL3S

#10: N0T Y3T SH31KH W1LDB1RD/ST1LL S1TT1NG ST1LL STVDY1NG/TH3S3 C0RV1D QV4TR41NS

TOP TEN REALITIES FACING THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY SINCE POOR WHITES ARE TOO STUPID TO NOT BE POOR & STUPID, GOD

#1: Nu World Order pale/beast with TRI-angle horseshoes/silent march thru minds
#2: full militarized/missile-tipped internet for/checking your emails
#3: TRI-angles dangle/from gold chain - me dalliance/with actual wealth
#4: with factual stealth/contractual dirth to still/own actual earth
#5: TRI-bull ism/last stand against TRI-angle/ecosystem down
#6: TRI-um viral vids/circulate thru FB feed/I'm like clicking like
#7: teh mouse in the wall/actually clicks when you/press your luck WHAMMY!
#8: big bucks plus a spin/is all our dream, chasing cream/around dazzleboards
#9: "WHERE'S MY HOVERCRAFT?"/demands the old man; "depends"/jokes the housepainter
#10: he was thinking of/old woman, oral sex, jokes/to laugh away lives