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Showing posts with label Sabu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sabu. Show all posts

Thursday, January 3

SONG OF THE DAY: Stefflon Don



[Because the end of this Westside Gunn song is a clip of ECW commentary about Sabu breaking his neck, I decided to do some robot poetry, taking two paragraphs of Sabu’s Wikipedia page, about his injuries in ECW, running them through google translate from English to Arabic to Persian to Punjabi to Japanese to Spanish to English, and then giving it some line breaks. This is poetry, ya bish.]

Funk said he saw something that did nothing to date.
Some of the engineers equipped with very telegraphic lines
were executed from the dead end of the race and
disappeared into the fences. Never set
another date such as "Failed
because the ECW problems of other games could not be resolved".

The runner had an excellent loss record that broke the ribs
during ECW's tenure, broke his jaw and broke his neck twice.
He broke his neck, remember the game with Chris
Beniwit in November
1994 this time. Instead of what
I might be able to transform into the air
of Burung over Bump Florajia and
I might be able to do, and
it looks like a bite in the back and head of
And Benoit Sabu I
landed on top and got damaged.

In December of 1998, when Branch Tazz-Blocks
separated and deviated, they did not compete
with Taj in December 1998.
Brank was able to recover from
neck injuries and return to the plane,
and a month after the crown injury,
He decided two goals for his return to
the United States in the United States.
But, in collaboration with a small tour
after more than two weeks of injury,
he began counting the brakes
of an active Japanese ship.
Brock 2000 was the last ECV
that remained.

Friday, November 30

SONG OF THE DAY: Dean Malenko



DEAN MALENKO and CHRIS BENOIT 1995 over SWEET STAN LANE and BEAUTIFUL BOBBY EATON 1988 (texas death match 2 out of 3 falls) ***; LUKE WILLIAMS and BUTCH MILLER 1985 over THE GANGSTAS 1994 (street fight stretcher match 2 out of 3 falls) ***; EDDIE GUERRERO y LOVE MACHINE ART BARR 1994 over MEXICO’S MOST WANTED 2001 (mesas escaleras y sillas match 2 out of 3 falls) *******; THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS 1986 over SABU and ROB VAN DAM 1997 (brass knucks scaffold match 2 out of 3 literal falls) ****7/8
DEAN MALENKO and CHRIS BENOIT 1995 over LOS PASTORES 1985 (no rope exploding barbed wire time bomb death match 3 out of 5 falls) *****3/5; LOVERBOY DENNIS CONDREY and BEAUTIFUL BOBBY EATON 1986 over LOS GRINGOS LOCOS 1994 (no rope exploding barbed wire steel cage match 3 out of 5 falls) *******19/23
DEAN MALENKO and CHRIS BENOIT 1995 over THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS 1986 (orgone bomb tesla coil no rope no time exploding space antimatter dark fusion death match 5 out of 9 falls) ******3/4xINFINITYdivided byOBLIVION

Saturday, June 16

WH4T 1F S4BV N3V3R SP0K3...

what if Sabu never spoke,
and Ghostface never took off
his panty hose robbing mask?

Friday, March 16

Thursday, June 22

CVT L1K3 4CT10N F1GVR3 HVNG...

cut like action figure, hung
like porn star, smart like hawking,
beyond far side of your screen

Friday, June 16

freestyle sonnet #086: THE LIFELONG INTIFADA OF SABU


The majesty of unspoken Sabu, pointing 
towards Allah's Paradise, which awaits those scarred 
with extreme righteousness - blood and sweat anointing 
those who moonsault in the name of all that is hard 

yet must be done. Those soft of core attempt to place 
merit upon self through financial metrics worked 
always, never a meritocratic shoot. Face 
and heel binaries mean nothing when clean and jerked 

by politics. Homicidal/suicidal 
behavior which can't be channeled into smart marks' 
woke identity markets left to sit idle - 
unbooked, too broken to be woke; but wildheart sparks 

for mystical prophets of chaos principle. 
Sabu may die but his spirit's invincible. 

Wednesday, June 14

4N4T0MY 0F CH40S...

anatomy of chaos -
the wild bone is attached to
instability as child

Friday, May 26

MY F4V0R1T3 V1D30...

my favorite video
game's nature; Sabu won the
purple deadnettles title

Saturday, May 13

Tuesday, February 2

(7s) Should Be On DVD Easier #6 - Old ECW TV


I just watched some crappy documentary about ECW (Extreme Championship Wrestling... I forget not everybody who reads this is an internet wrestling nerd), and it got me fired up to watch some of the old stuff from like '95 through '98. That was seriously the best wrestling show ever, chock full of bizarre nonsense, great feuds, plenty of insane highspots and senseless blood, and all put together pretty well considering it was done on a shoestring budget. When I first found a bar in Richmond that they played it on Tuesday nights back in the day, that was some good times, getting drunk, watching The Public Enemy make Mikey Whipwreck drink beer in the park to get ready for a ridiculously retarded yet awesome ladder match with The Sandman... and that's just one slice. So many slices. You could take a year's worth of the TV, edit out the replays of stuff from last week, and the commercials that played relentlessly, and that 52 hours of television per year could probably be squeezed a set of six or seven DVDs. But the WWE owns everything now, and rather than let us enjoy ourselves that way, they just pump out these pseudo-documentary collections of individual wrestlers that, from what I've seen, are kinda boring, and missing out on the type of bullshit that I enjoy. The WWE has never exactly had storylines be their strong suit, nor great matches that are senseless in some fashion. But whatever. I'm sure I could find some internet wrestling nerd who could burn this for me, but I want the sets that are edited down without all the replays and commercials and also so maybe Sabu or Terry Funk could make a little extra money, which of course is unrealistic on my part because it's not like wrestlers get paid well for mangling themselves. Which of course is why ECW was so great, because dudes got mad mangled, basically motivated by cult-like motivational talks.
Fuck man, I'd watch the fuck out The Sandman/Sabu ladder matches right now if I had it.