RAVEN MACK is a mystic poet-philosopher-artist of the Greater Appalachian unorthodox tradition. He does have an amazing PATREON, but also *normal* ARTIST WEBSITE too.
early English group
stage successes has triggered
fanbase delusions
remember: this is still young
team - temper expectations
Panama's highlight
will be qualification -
they're no Mexico
how bad is U.S. soccer
that we're worse than Panama?
before you know what's
up, John Stones (yes, John Stones) scores
his first of two goals
Lingard goal plus two Harry
Kane penalties before half
five-nil at halftime
is ten up versus Central
American teams
second half essentially
really expensive friendly
Kane so blessed today
literally got hat trick
by chance off his heel
motherfucker didn't have
to do anything to score
Panama did get
on the scoreline, and their fans
went wild - first-timers
side note: Ramon Torres is
the best, I'll always love him
anyways, English
already advanced, so their
Belgian match mute point
let the delusions of grandeur
begin to emanate, chaps
Belgian powerhouse,
King Leopold's greedy dreams
realized through football
so many players I like,
despite colonization
Panama's first cup,
and they're qualification
was so amazing
Panama's American,
"I reach down... between my legs..."
Panama upstarts
versus Belgian tradition -
that's the story
we've seen shock results galore
so far group stage first cycle
Belgian attack lacks
low gear it appears at first,
but then starts stalling
they dominate possession,
but don't seem to get past that
still nil-nil at start
of second half; not long though,
because Mertens strikes
an above the clouds angled
volley escapes goalkeep's grab
Belgian argyle kits
complacently pass away
remaining minutes
then just like that, Lukaku
heads in a second goal
a team this lesser
is not going to surmount
two goals down this late
Panama would've needed
perfection to win this one