I don’t feel much like writing bullshit for this lately, but I shall force myself to try and do the daily top returning scorers for the NCAA tournament, as I find that enjoyable myself. Here are the fourteen dudes who have scored the most in NCAA tournaments that shall be on th court today...
#1: Sherron Collins (Kansas guard; 152 previous points in the NCAA tournament) - Senior guard is an All-American and shall probably lead the Jayhawks to crushing Lehigh tomorrow night.
#2: Scottie Reynolds (Villanova guard; 147 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - Catching shit for Villanova not being so hot at the end of the season, but this is Scottie’s last run through the tourney, and he’s lit it up previous years for worse teams, so expect them to fuck up some Robert Morris University early this afternoon.
#3: Damion James (Texas guard/forward; 89 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - Texas went from a #1 team in the country down to a #8 seed in the East region. Luckily they are playing an even more lackluster team in Wake Forest, and that could make for a crazy ass Saturday game between Texas and Kentucky.
#4: Wayne Chism (Tennessee forward; 81 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - Chism’s last run with coach Bruce Pearl and his orange jacket, and they’ll close out the night against San Diego State in a game many are picking as an upset, which means Tennessee will probably win.
#5: Corey Fisher (Villanova guard; 77 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - See, two veteran guards, top two scorers, I don’t think Villanova is gonna have any problems causing damage to mad brackets.
#6: Cole Aldrich (Kansas center; 65 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - Big ugly cornfed whiteboys, represent!
#7: Lazar Hayward (Marquette forward; 64 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - The absolute best name in the tournament. Hopefully they beat Washington tonight to keep the Lazar in the television periphery.
#8: Corey Stokes (Villanova guard; 61 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - ‘Nova got more Coreys than the 1980s.
#9: Reggie Redding (Villanova guard; 60 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - Four guards back from a Final Four team last year and nobody’s picking them as a sleeper Final Four pick? I might have to redo my brackets.
#10: Dexter Pittman (Texas center; 46 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - Big man in the middle for the black dudes and one Turkish guy from Austin, Texas.
#11: Quincy Pondexter (Washington forward; 43 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - The Pac-10 sucks this year, although Washington, lead by this Senior, could make a brief run, but probably not.
#12: Justin Mason (Texas guard; 40 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - A Senior who is more frustrated than most about the team’s descent into mediocrity, which might make for a March comeback, or might mean they finish their flame out tonight against Wake Forest.
#13: Matt Howard (Butler forward; 37 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - A dude from Butler? Shocking. I hope they do well because I always root for schools that I don’t even know what state they’re located in.
#14: Isaiah Thomas (Washington guard; 33 previous points in the NCAA tourney) - Only a sophomore, making him the most underclassman in today’s list.
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