This is more of the thing that I had done and am still doing though most likely at some point real life will cockblock the fuck out of this stupid project that no one probably sees anyways. This is for today's games...
#1: Sherron Collins (Kansas guard; 170 previous points in the NCAA tourney, 18 in this one) - Kansas romped over their stupid first opponent, and I am so rooting against all #1 seeds. I want nothing but lower than 3rd seeds making up the whole Elite 8.
#2: Scottie Reynolds (Villanova guard; 167 previous points in the NCAA tourney, 20 in this one) - Got benched as a learning point or some shit from his coach Jay Wright, and yet they still looked like crap against a Robert Morris team that really should've won. Only team thus far in the tourney more screwed by the refs than Robert Morris was New Mexico State against Michigan State last night.
#3: Wayne Chism (Tennessee forward; 92 previous points in the NCAA tourney, 11 in this one) - I'm not exactly a Volunteer fan or anything, but the way young Wayne Chism wears his headband like a gansta ass yarmulke.I hope they win it all and he makes twelve children with nine women in seventeen states.
#4: Corey Fisher (Villanova guard; 83 previous points, 6 in this one) - Part of the Villanova Wildcat suckrush.
#5: Cole Aldrich (Kansas center; 76 previous points, 11 in this one) - Well, since Aldrich is a big ugly whiteboy from the midwest, I guess I should talk about my favorite player this far watching the tourney, which is the big down’s syndrome looking monster white dude who played for the Montana Grizzlies and kinda of Solomon Grundy forced his way into like 30 points. And they lost. But he was awesome. If I were rich I would’ve called him afterwards to hire him as a bodyguard.
#6: Reggie Redding (Villanova guard; 68 previous points, 8 in this one) - More ‘nova, but now comes Saint Mary’s with their giant Egyptian and metal album cover jersey font.
#7: Corey Stokes (Villanova guard; 67 previous points, 6 in this one) - The second dude on Villanova who was benched to learn him a lesson, which apparently was, “Hey, if we fuck around a lot we can still win.”
#8: Jimmer Fredette (Brigham Young guard; 65 previous points, 37 in this one) - He is like a dude from Hoosiers. Seriously, BYU is awesome, with this white guy named Jimmer and a black nerd named Michael Loyd Jr., who I thought had a mohawk, but really it was just a nerdy ass close haircut that looked like a mohawk. I am actually rooting hard for BYU against Kansas State, because then they’d play in the regionals in Salt Lake City, essentially at home, and could pull a George Mason into the Final Four. I want four fucking George Masons in the Final Four. Fuck the powerful.
#9: Quincy Pondexter (Washington forward; 61 previous points, 18 in this one) - Washington’s assymetrical uniforms are pretty godawful, but in their game against Marquette, who looked to be wearing culacs your grandma would wear in 1976, they looked kinda fresh.
#10: Isaiah Thomas (Washington guard; 52 previous points, 19 in this one) - Haha, got his name because his dad, a Lakers fan, lost a bet.
#11: Matt Howard (Butler forward; 48 previous points, 11 in this one) - Butler got all 3-point relentless in the second half, and stands a decent chance of making the Sweet 16.
#12: Shelvin Mack (Butler guard; 43 previous points, 25 in this one) - In fact, Shelvin Mack was the main guy that got all trigger happy from the bonusphere, as I’ve heard it stupidly called a few times this year suddenly.
#13: J.P. Prince (Tennessee guard; 38 previous points, 15 in this one) - The motherfuckin’ prince.
#14: Marcus Morris (Kansas forward; 38 previous points, 26 in this one) - The better twin of the Kansas twins. Also only a sophomore, which means he’ll play for nineteen more years it will seem like since stupid Kansas is always stupid good.
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