It is the second night of the Sweet Sixteen, so let me do this thing yet again, which means I will have made it halfway through. Actually, with only 10 actual days of games, this puts me over halfway done. Hell yeah. Internet dorks unite...
#1: Kalin Lucas (Michigan State guard; 153 previous points in the NCAA tournament, 29 in this one) - But you know the deal already... homeboy fucked up his Achilles Lauros, so this will be his grand total finale. (By the way, Finale is a Michigan rapper you should check out, especially his A Promise and a Pipe Dream mixtape.)
#2: Raymar Morgan (Michigan State forward; 132 previous points, 38 in this one) - He shall be required to pick up the slack bro, although he certainly didn't shy away from it at the end of that Maryland game, did he?
#3: Durrell Summers (Michigan State guard; 109 previous points, 40 in this one) - Dude is averaging 20 a game thus far, and with these old ass vet players, it's hard to not see Tom Izzo being furtherly successful. I bet to midwest people, Tom Izzo is their Coach K. I am not midwest people though so he bothers me not much.
#4: Wayne Chism (Tennessee forward; 101 previous points, 20 in this one) - The man with the high ass headband has not actually been tearing shit up in this tourney. But as a Senior, the wisdom of knowing when to dole it out instead of take it upon yourself has been learned. Plus that headband man. Finally, tonight, we get to see them rock the road orange. I really love the Volunteer tradition of like two-thirds of the team wearing headbands, too.
#5: Kyle Singler (Duke forward; 98 previous points, 39 in this one) - Passed his little white homoboy on this list since last Sunday's by virtue of clocking some stats on California.
#6: JaJuan Johnson (Purdue forward; 97 previous points, 34 in this one) - Has certainly stepped up as an interior force with Robbie Hummel gone. Interesting to think what the two of them together could've done to clog up the paint against bitches.
#7: Jon Scheyer (Duke guard; 96 previous points, 20 in this one) - Scheyer face, Scheyer face, little faggot Scheyer face.
#8: E'Twaun Moore (Purdue guard; 96 previous points, 27 in this one) - See, I was suggesting his name was ElegantTwaun Moore, which actually has a nice ring to it.
#9: Chris Kramer (Purdue guard; 91 previous points, 27 in this one) - White guys are always considered team leaders because our media is racist.
#10: Keaton Grant (Purdue guard; 76 previous points, 16 in this one) - He is the fourth Boilermaker on this list, so I can't really say much except that I hate Duke basketball more than any collegiate athletic team on any planet, so fuck Duke tonight.
#11: Omar Samhan (Saint Mary's center; 69 previous points, 61 in this one) - Samhan has been impressive, but not nearly as impressive as that wacky thrash metal album cover font with just a touch of happy that Saint Mary's uses on their uniforms. That combined with this guy's last name almost being Samhain makes me wish their school colors were red and black and not that stupid dark dark blue.
#12: Chris Allen (Michigan State guard; 68 previous points, 1 in this one) - Dude has a very minor role going on at this point.
#13: Nolan Smith (Duke guard; 66 previous points, 30 in this one) - Haha, where does Coach K find this steady stream of Urkels from?
#14: Draymond Green (Michigan State forward; 62 previous points, 11 in this one) - Only a sophomore, stupid Spartans. I really hope they lose to Northern Iowa, who is who I am rooting for more than anything on tonight the second night.
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