RAVEN MACK is a mystic poet-philosopher-artist of the Greater Appalachian unorthodox tradition who publishes zines & physical books & electronic books & music & photography & digital art & just generally whatever feels necessary to survive this deluded earth thru Rojonekku Word Fighting Arts survival systems (Version 69, establish 14 Feb 1973). Comments encouraged.

Friday, January 8

TOP TEN TV TITLE DEFENSE UPON MOUNT ALAMUT IN 1099

#1: the Masked Assassins/cut off Boogie Woogie Man/Jimmy Valiant's beard
#2: "assassin" derives/from Arabic "hashishin"/meaning hash-eater
#3: Hassan i-Sabbah/manufactured hashishins/on Mount Alamut
#4: Jimmy Valiant is/Appalachian Orthodox/hence the wizard beard
#5: mountains have always/cast shadows where resistance/ferments & foments
#6: TV champs never/were superstars - too jobber/with low class workrate
#7: now with wizard beard/of my own, I cut promos/to space as jihad
#8: internal jihad/is the eternal struggle/all of us must fight
#9: assassin culture/has been appropriated/by Lord Pyramid
#10: fuck Lord Pyramid -/soak my wizard beard with blue/blood & yoni juice

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