TOP TEN BIG DATA IS NOT BIG BROTHER POWER POINTS (BECAUSE DUH WE ARE WEARING A MOCK TURTLENECK)

meaningless data
accumulates on back of
bubbles bound to pop
.#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/GFHhGju4HQ pic.twitter.com/VrJLdHN3N6

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) April 8, 2016

STAY CONNECTED! begs
devil lizard overlords
snitchbot programming
.#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/GFHhGju4HQ pic.twitter.com/LbdSI3SH2u

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) April 8, 2016

"the revolution
will not be televised" ain't
changed with internet
.#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/GFHhGju4HQ pic.twitter.com/yUw7lQSaUO

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) April 8, 2016

feel-good TED talksy
folks wisdoms Norman Rockwell
Zuckerberg thumbs up
.#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/skVN5umv4e pic.twitter.com/KhDG7wwa0s

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) April 8, 2016

god's carbon footprint
in the sand nothing more than
allahu akbar
.#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/skVN5umv4e pic.twitter.com/6swkIo3Ndn

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) April 8, 2016

checking my stats I
am still as irrelevant
as any era
.#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/skVN5umv4e pic.twitter.com/rIwr4AAolN

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) April 8, 2016

double-checking maths -
what's opposite of supreme?
that's what we're living
.#haiku#rojonekku pic.twitter.com/kIWN0afJJ9

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) April 8, 2016

dirtgods will not be
buried in pyramids of
trick-knowledge numbers
.#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/skVN5umv4e pic.twitter.com/FFp0L15b7H

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) April 8, 2016

scatter my ashes
in the mud beside railroad
tracks amidst coal dust
.#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/skVN5umv4e pic.twitter.com/zN7b5dsDNC

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) April 8, 2016

dirtgods stay greater
than data mined in pretend
"open" self-snitch caves#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/skVN5umv4e pic.twitter.com/xkiyNQrinX

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) April 8, 2016

#1: meaningless data/accumulates on back of/bubbles bound to pop

#2: STAY CONNECTED! begs/devil lizard overlord/snitchbot programming

#3: "the revolution/will not be televised" ain't/changed with internet

#4: feel-good TED talksy/folk wisdoms Norman Rockwell/Zuckerberg thumbs up

#5: god's carbon footprint/in the sand nothing more than/allahu akbar

#6: checking my stats I/am still as irrelevant/as any era

#7: double-checking maths -/what's opposite of supreme?/that's what we're living

#8: dirtgods will not be/buried in pyramids of/trick-knowledge numbers

#9: scatter my ashes/in the mud beside railroad/tracks amidst coal dust

#10: dirtgods stay greater/than data mined in pretend/"open" self-snitch caves