TOP TEN BUT I AIN'T LISTENS

cr0w c4llz th1s m0rn1ng
s0Vnd3d l1k3 "DON'T WORK, DON'T WORK"
bVt 1 41n't l1st3n#haikuhttps://t.co/cygeKMtUta pic.twitter.com/LyJYijq3WC

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) May 19, 2016

gr3Y sk13s w4s l1k3 "LAY
BACK, EMBRACE POWER OF LOUNGE"
bVt 1 41n't l1st3n#haikuhttps://t.co/cygeKMtUta pic.twitter.com/QbYBVSKLAi

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) May 19, 2016

cr33k bY s1x-tw3ntY
c0VntrY st0r3 s41d "TURN AROUND"
bVt 1 41n't l1st3n#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/cygeKMtUta pic.twitter.com/TfiEIDrlBQ

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) May 19, 2016

r3d-br34st3d r0b1ns
w4s l1k3 "TITS, MOTHERFUCKER"
bVt 1 41n't l1st3n#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/cygeKMtUta pic.twitter.com/xpmaTDXamy

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) May 19, 2016

pr1m0rd14l fr0gs
p33p1ng kn0wl3dg3 "CHILL CHILL CHILL"
bVt 1 41n't l1st3n#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/cygeKMtUta pic.twitter.com/7cYkt19Kng

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) May 19, 2016

d4mp f4n b3lt sqV34l1ng
l1k3 "THIS IS ALL A MISTAKE"
bVt 1 41n't l1st3n#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/cygeKMtUta pic.twitter.com/prbuYX5JYS

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) May 19, 2016

0ld trVck t1r3s cl1ck3d 0n
1nt3rst4t3 “BULLSHIT BULLSHIT”
bVt 1 41n’t l1st3n#haikuhttps://t.co/cygeKMtUta pic.twitter.com/CnXzVIgzvW

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) May 19, 2016

gVt cr4mp1ng Vp, w1th
b1ll10n fl0r4 scr34m1ng “NOOOOOOOO”
bVt 1 41n’t l1st3n#haikuhttps://t.co/cygeKMtUta pic.twitter.com/Hq1LusBUwI

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) May 19, 2016

h34rt w0n’t f33l1ng r1ght
m4k1ng Vnn4tVr4l f1st
bVt 1 41n’t l1st3n#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/cygeKMtUta pic.twitter.com/1P2iC4ik1L

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) May 19, 2016

br41n r1ght jVst1f13d
“THIS IS RIGHT & RESPONSIBLE”
l1k3 f00l, 1 l1st3n3d#haiku#rojonekkuhttps://t.co/cygeKMtUta pic.twitter.com/SEdbUOe3qm

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) May 19, 2016

#1: cr0w c4llz th1s m0rn1ng/s0Vnd3d l1k3 "DON'T WORK, DON'T WORK"/bVt 1 41n't l1st3n

#2: gr3Y sk13s w4s l1k3 "LAY/BACK, EMBRACE POWER OF LOUNGE"/bVt 1 41n't l1st3n

#3: cr33k bY s1x-tw3ntY/c0VntrY st0r3 s41d “TURN AROUND”/bVt 1 41n’t l1st3n

#4: r3d-br34st3d r0b1ns/w4s l1k3 “TITS, MOTHERFUCKER”/bVt 1 41n’t l1st3n

#5: pr1m0rd14l fr0gs/p33p1ng kn0wl3dg3 “CHILL CHILL CHILL”/bVt 1 41n’t l1st3n

#6: d4mp f4n b3lt sqV34l1ng/l1k3 “THIS IS ALL A MISTAKE”/bVt 1 41n’t l1st3n

#7: 0ld trVck t1r3s cl1ck3d 0n/1nt3rst4t3 “BULLSHIT BULLSHIT”/bVt 1 41n’t l1st3n

#8: gVt cr4mp1ng Vp, w1th/b1ll10n fl0r4 scr34m1ng “NOOOOOOOO”/bVt 1 41n’t l1st3n

#9: h34rt w0n’t f33l1ng r1ght/m4k1ng Vnn4tVr4l f1st/bVt 1 41n’t l1st3n

#10: br41n r1ght jVst1f13d/“THIS IS RIGHT & RESPONSIBLE”/l1k3 f00l, 1 l1st3n3d