TOP TEN ROBOT NEWS HEADLINES

SENATOR TWEETER
FIRE-CASTIGATES DEVIL TRUMP!!!
- robot "news" headline#haiku #rojonekku#amdisbelieving pic.twitter.com/hxBekNl0eA

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) June 2, 2016

REVOLTING OLD MAN
COMPLICATES ESTABLISHMENT!!!
- robot "news" headline#haiku #rojonekku#amdisbelieving pic.twitter.com/AkZEAk51sm

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) June 2, 2016

HORRIBLE PERSON
FROM OLD NEWS STILL HORRIBLE!!!
- robot "news" headline#haiku #rojonekku#amdisbelieving pic.twitter.com/moXR75w9ho

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) June 2, 2016

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT
MIGHT KILL YOU IN FIVE MINUTES!!!
- robot "news" headline#haiku #rojonekku#amdisbelieving pic.twitter.com/FOsiFrkjeT

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) June 2, 2016

MOSQUITO BABIES
WILL BE THE NEW AUTISMS!!!
- robot "news" headline#haiku #rojonekku#amdisbelieving pic.twitter.com/NICcWUnY5Z

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) June 2, 2016

RADICAL ISLAMS
STEAL YOUR CHILDREN THRU SMARTPHONES!!!
- robot "news" headline#haiku #rojonekku#amdisbelieving pic.twitter.com/mXgjmzaG8t

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) June 2, 2016

POLICE SHOOT CHILDREN
GOFUNDME MEMORIALS!!!
- robot "news" headline#haiku #rojonekku#amdisbelieving pic.twitter.com/Il6Fdtr2Je

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) June 2, 2016

MALNOURISHED DOGS FOUND
BY HUNDREDS AT LOCAL HOME!!!
- robot "news" headline#haiku #rojonekku#amdisbelieving pic.twitter.com/5RttbWN3JZ

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) June 2, 2016

MORE JOBS THAN EVER
ECONOMY IS BOOMING!!!
- robot "news" headline#haiku #rojonekku#amdisbelieving pic.twitter.com/UqK6mJeUhX

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) June 2, 2016

DON'T LOOK DISTRACTION
SMOKE MIRROR DIGITAL FOG!!!
- robot "news" headline#haiku #rojonekku#amdisbelieving pic.twitter.com/Dx8RjMIcA6

— Tha Dirt-God (@rojonekku) June 2, 2016

#1: SENATOR TWEETER/FIRE-CASTIGATES DEVIL TRUMP!!!/ - robot "news" headline

#2: REVOLTING OLD MAN/COMPLICATES ESTABLISHMENT!!!/ - robot "news" headline

#3: HORRIBLE PERSON/FROM OLD NEWS STILL HORRIBLE!!!/ - robot "news" headline

#4: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT/MIGHT KILL YOU IN FIVE MINUTES!!!/ - robot "news" headline

#5: MOSQUITO BABIES/WILL BE THE NEW AUTISMS!!!/ - robot "news" headline

#6: RADICAL ISLAMS/STEAL YOUR CHILDREN THRU SMARTPHONES!!!/ - robot "news" headline

#7: POLICE SHOOT CHILDREN/GOFUNDME MEMORIALS!!!/ - robot "news" headline

#8: MALNOURISHED DOGS FOUND/BY HUNDREDS AT LOCAL HOME!!!/ - robot "news" headline

#9: MORE JOBS THAN EVER/ECONOMY IS BOOMING!!!/ - robot "news" headline

#10: DON'T LOOK DISTRACTION/SMOKE MIRROR DIGITAL FOG!!!/ - robot "news" headline