RAVEN MACK is a mystic poet-philosopher-artist of the Greater Appalachian unorthodox tradition who does all types of things, daily. The best place to get it right now is his Patreon or find his books at Amazon.

Tuesday, June 7

TOP TEN ROBOT NEWS HEADLINES











#1: SENATOR TWEETER/FIRE-CASTIGATES DEVIL TRUMP!!!/ - robot "news" headline
#2: REVOLTING OLD MAN/COMPLICATES ESTABLISHMENT!!!/ - robot "news" headline
#3: HORRIBLE PERSON/FROM OLD NEWS STILL HORRIBLE!!!/ - robot "news" headline
#4: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT/MIGHT KILL YOU IN FIVE MINUTES!!!/ - robot "news" headline
#5: MOSQUITO BABIES/WILL BE THE NEW AUTISMS!!!/ - robot "news" headline
#6: RADICAL ISLAMS/STEAL YOUR CHILDREN THRU SMARTPHONES!!!/ - robot "news" headline
#7: POLICE SHOOT CHILDREN/GOFUNDME MEMORIALS!!!/ - robot "news" headline
#8: MALNOURISHED DOGS FOUND/BY HUNDREDS AT LOCAL HOME!!!/ - robot "news" headline
#9: MORE JOBS THAN EVER/ECONOMY IS BOOMING!!!/ - robot "news" headline
#10: DON'T LOOK DISTRACTION/SMOKE MIRROR DIGITAL FOG!!!/ - robot "news" headline

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