TOP TEN BIG DATA FALSE COMMON DENOMINATORS

mAssAgE thE nVmbErs
mAkE nOthIng mVch AppEAr tO
bE EndlEss ExpAnsE#shardhaiku#data#tricknology pic.twitter.com/pzMXL1AYiB

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 21, 2016

"OVr nVmbErs ArE Vp!"
grAphs & grIdlOck & prAIsE tO
VnsVstAInAblE#shardhaiku#data#tricknology pic.twitter.com/z7jjbuHGfs

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 21, 2016

stVdYIng dAtA
dErIvEd frOm dEmEntIA tO
dEdVcE nO dEclInE#shardhaiku#data#tricknology pic.twitter.com/QvNCAIhNK6

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 21, 2016

nEws sItE ArtIclE
stAtIstIcs mAllEAblE
sOft frEE fOrm dAtA#shardhaiku#data#tricknology pic.twitter.com/F7LFKyIvyv

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 21, 2016

hEll's trEndIng dOwnwArd
pArAdIsE trEndIng VpwArd
clOsEr tOO pErfEct#shardhaiku#data#tricknology pic.twitter.com/GW49v7y1xu

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 21, 2016

mY rEAl lIfE dAtA
fEEls rAthEr fVckEd fEEls hOpElEss
fEEls lIkE sOVl cAncEr#shardhaiku#data#tricknology pic.twitter.com/Tq74yYO2n1

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 21, 2016

nO nVmbEr fOr strEss
fIstIng hEArt mVsclE IntO
AnxIOVs dOOm pIstOn#shardhaiku#data#tricknology pic.twitter.com/x8hVlh9FFR

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 21, 2016

hEArt pVmps hOpElEss fEAr
lIkE fOssIlIzEd fVEl frActVrEd
frOm lIfE's sEdImEnts#shardhaiku#data#tricknology pic.twitter.com/NUpXsyjGaM

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 21, 2016

sVm AblE tO wrAp
Vp tIght In sEcVrItY
blAnkEt Of nVmbErs#shardhaiku#data#tricknology pic.twitter.com/zK7b3GmgCe

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 21, 2016

tOO dEEplY ExpOsEd
tO thE ElEmEnts I cAn't
I clVtch At nOthIng#shardhaiku#data#tricknology pic.twitter.com/ncn5TEN4bx

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 21, 2016

#1: mAssAgE thE nVmbErs/mAkE nOthIng mVch AppEAr tO/bE EndlEss ExpAnse

#2: "OVr nVmbErs ArE Vp!"/grAphs & grIdlOck & prAIsE tO/VnsVstAInAblE

#3: stVdYIng dAtA/dErIvEd frOm dEmEntIA tO/dEdVcE nO dEclInE

#4: nEws sItE ArtIclE/stAtIstIcs mAllEAblE/sOft frEE fOrm dAtA

#5: hEll's trEndIng dOwnwArd/pArAdIsE trEndIng VpwArd/clOsEr tOO pErfEct

#6: mY rEAl lIfE dAtA/fEEls rAthEr fVckEd fEEls hOpElEss/fEEls lIkE sOVl cAncEr

#7: nO nVmbEr fOr strEss/fIstIng hEArt mVsclE IntO/AnxIOVs dOOm pIstOn

#8: hEArt pVmps hOpElEss fEAr/lIkE fOssIlIzEd fVEl frActVrEd/frOm lIfE's sEdImEnts

#9: sVm AblE tO wrAp/Vp tIght In sEcVrItY/blAnkEt Of nVmbErs

#10: tOO dEEplY ExpOsEd/tO thE ElEmEnts I cAn't/I clVtch At nOthIng