TOP TEN GREATER APPALACHIAN UNORTHODOX WILLS OF THE BEARD WISP

Scots-Irish mountain
goat mentality - freebird
heart fatality
.#haiku#shardhaiku#WORKINGWHITEWHISPERER#FTW pic.twitter.com/AO0FjAYeqB

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 23, 2016

Americana
drone sounds like Honda Civic
with unprimed fender
.#haiku#shardhaiku#TEDxUNDERPASS#FTW pic.twitter.com/TTLnNvdfRc

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 23, 2016

best friend dead uncle
rear window vinyl sticker
"gone... not forgotten"
.#haiku#shardhaiku#RIPRicky#RIPRay#FTW pic.twitter.com/JqLVe4HhhT

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 23, 2016

earned income credit
tax return tattoos fade with
fresh oblivion
.#haiku#shardhaiku#NoRegerts#FTW pic.twitter.com/2MQOf5Y96X

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 23, 2016

no symmetry to
these lives - unbalanced yet proud
of like drunk stumble
.#haiku#shardhaiku#DUI4life#FTW pic.twitter.com/ngcc5bkpOV

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 23, 2016

tend to inherit
negative balances, life
insurance cashed out
.#haiku#shardhaiku#TEDxUNDERPASS#FTW pic.twitter.com/fuETac3osW

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 23, 2016

these dirty whiteboys
born to lose refuse to care
with sandpaper hearts
.#haiku#shardhaiku#WorkingWhiteWhisperers#FTW pic.twitter.com/oNXSjzTwxy

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 23, 2016

one-twenty grit my
one-twenty lessons - true &
living dirtgod facts
.#haiku#shardhaiku#dirtgodtheories#shinefaceresistance#FTW pic.twitter.com/Qixj7g30wm

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 23, 2016

FARM USE tags on birth
certificate, carrying
world's weight without thought
.#haiku#shardhaiku#fuckshinefacesforever#FTW pic.twitter.com/6h4tr3ZRrk

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 23, 2016

Venn diagram where
"the south" & "the mountains" cross
- Paradise Country
.#haiku#shardhaiku#MountainMysticism#VaCreeper#FTW pic.twitter.com/oHOsmezu5G

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 23, 2016

#1: Scots-Irish mountain/goat mentality - freebird/heart fatality

#2: Americana/drone sounds like Honda Civic/with unprimed fender

#3: best friend dead uncle/rear window vinyl sticker/"gone... not forgotten"

#4: earned income credit/tax return tattoos fade with/fresh oblivion

#5: no symmetry to/these lives - unbalanced yet proud/of life drunk stumble

#6: tend to inherit/negative balances, life/insurance cash out

#7: these dirty whiteboys/born to lose refuse to care/with sandpaper hearts

#8: one-twenty grit my/one-twenty lessons - true &/living dirtgod facts

#9: FARM USE tags on birth/certificate, carrying/world’s weight without thought

#10: Venn diagram where/“the south” & “the mountains” cross/- Paradise Country