TOP TEN "AS AMERICAN AS" WOW SUPER HARD PWNZ

as American
as high fructose corn syrup
arteries scarred shut
.#haiku#shardhaiku#FuckTheUSA#FuckPolitics#FuckKnowItAlls#FUIUD pic.twitter.com/7jjahtuh3y

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 29, 2016

as American
as strip mall falafel from
immigrant's deli
.#haiku#shardhaiku#FuckAltRight#RatherLiveNextDoorToImmigrantsTBH#FUIUD pic.twitter.com/E9oodWLxlm

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 29, 2016

as American
as pre-Columbian towns
unseen by pale eyes
.#haiku#shardhaiku#FuckColonization#FuckEngland#FuckAngloSaxonry#FUIUD pic.twitter.com/cTOCj5mrG4

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 29, 2016

as American
as expensive insurance
being called "health care"
.#haiku#shardhaiku#FuckObama#FuckObamacare#FuckNeoliberalBullshit#FUIUD pic.twitter.com/yOhBpMkeD6

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 29, 2016

as American
as lesser of two evil
choices picked with pride
.#haiku#shardhaiku#FuckPolitics#FuckTheUS#FuckTrump#FuckClinton#FUIUD pic.twitter.com/CmdYCdMwTX

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 29, 2016

as American
as "working hard or hardly
working" questions asked
.#haiku#shardhaiku#FuckWork#FuckJobs#FuckTheEconomy#FuckMoney#FUIUD pic.twitter.com/s9y1Zzt6Fo

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 29, 2016

as American
as no fucks given corvids
picking through garbage
.#haiku#shardhaiku#FuckPplWhoDontLikeBirds#EspeciallyCrows#FUIUD pic.twitter.com/ZdYONXTbW3

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 29, 2016

as American
as demolition of hoods
being called progress
.#haiku#shardhaiku#FuckGentrification#FuckProgressiveColonialism#FUIUD pic.twitter.com/KogF1bz5OH

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 29, 2016

as American
as refinancing newness
through dark abstractions
.#haiku#shardhaiku#FuckEconomics#FuckCredit#FuckBanks#FuckSuitPpl#FUIUD pic.twitter.com/LQxB1DcAqD

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 29, 2016

as American
as exceptional facade
high gloss in thick fog
.#haiku#shardhaiku#FuckTheUSA#FuckTheseDevils#FuckYouDevils#FTW#FUIUD#FUCK pic.twitter.com/MTUFyqOMAm

— JVST DIRT-GOD oxoxo (@rojonekku) November 29, 2016

#1: as American/as high fructose corn syrup/arteries scarred shut

#2: as American/as strip mall falafel from/immigrant's deli

#3: as American/as pre-Columbian towns/unseen by pale eyes

#4: as American/as expensive insurance/being called "health care"

#5: as American/as lesser of two evil/choices picked with pride

#6: as American/as "working hard or hardly/working" questions asked

#7: as American/as no fucks given corvids/picking through garbage

#8: as American/as demolition of hoods/being called progress

#9: as American/as refinancing newness/through dark abstractions

#10: as American/as exceptional facade/high gloss in thick fog