RAVEN MACK is a mystic poet-philosopher-artist of the Greater Appalachian unorthodox tradition. He does have an amazing PATREON, but also *normal* ARTIST WEBSITE too.

Monday, January 15

25-Man Metaphysical Roster: Swansea City A.F.C.

[Cyril the Swan, Swansea's one time mascot, appearing in court for charges
of being too disruptive, in character, lolol]

[25-Man Metaphysical Roster is a football dork methodology meant to establish a listing of players who have been most active for English Premier League teams in their past 100 non-friendly matches. Essentially, it is calculated by minutes played, but weighted towards most recent games. The end result is a listing of the 25 players in a team’s recent history who have had the largest hand on their metaphysical sporting trajectory. The English Premier League was chosen because it is the highest level of football played in an English speaking country, and I speak English. Also, it is what comes on TV here in the USA, where I fucking live. And yet still I should clarify I hate English, and also America. Thus maybe I hate myself. Should I not fail in maintaining my unpaid deadline, a new 25-Man Metaphysical Roster will appear on the 1st and 15th of every month.]

Was extra sad I had fallen off when Swansea City came back around because it would’ve marked a full season of survival of this project as well as the team. They were just starting to climb out of the basement of Premier League, but as I write this there’s a couple weeks left and our fate is still not sure for next season. Fucking football.

#1: Lukasz Fabianski (same as last time Swansea City was metaphysically 25-manned on 01-Feb-2017)
#2: Alfie Mawson (up from #19 last time)
#3: Kyle Naughton (up from #7 last time)
#4: Federico Fernandez (same as last time)
#5: Leroy Fer (up from #12 last time)
#6: Martin Olsson
#7: Tommy Carroll
#8: Jordan Ayew
#9: Gylfi Sigurdsson (down from #2 last time)
#10: Wayne Routledge (down from #6 last time)
#11: Sung-Yeung Ki (down from #9 last time)
#12: Jack Cork (down from #3 last time)
#13: Mike van der Hoorn (up from #22 last time)
#14: Fernando Llorente (up from #17 last time, also previously #23 for Tottenham Hotspur on 01-Nov-2017)
#15: Tammy Abraham
#16: Leon Britton (down from #11 last time)
#17: Angel Rangel (down from #8 last time)
#18: Sam Clucas (previously #2 for Hull City on 01-Mar-2017)
#19: Nathan Dyer (up from #24 last time)
#20: Roque Mesa
#21: Neil Taylor (down from #5 last time)
#22: Jordi Amat (down from #13 last time)
#23: Luciano Narsingh
#24: Wilfried Bony (previously #25 for Stoke City on 01-Jul-2017)
#25: Renato Sanches

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