RAVEN MACK is a mystic poet-philosopher-artist of the Greater Appalachian unorthodox tradition who publishes zines & physical books & electronic books & music & photography & digital art & just generally whatever feels necessary to survive this deluded earth thru Rojonekku Word Fighting Arts survival systems (Version 69, establish 14 Feb 1973). Comments encouraged.

Thursday, February 15

25-Man Metaphysical Roster: Leicester City F.C.


[retro drunk Vardy]

[25-Man Metaphysical Roster is a football dork methodology meant to establish a listing of players who have been most active for English Premier League teams in their past 100 non-friendly matches. Essentially, it is calculated by minutes played, but weighted towards most recent games. The end result is a listing of the 25 players in a team’s recent history who have had the largest hand on their metaphysical sporting trajectory. The English Premier League was chosen because it is the highest level of football played in an English speaking country, and I speak English. Also, it is what comes on TV here in the USA, where I fucking live. And yet still I should clarify I hate English, and also America. Thus maybe I hate myself. Should I not fail in maintaining my unpaid deadline, a new 25-Man Metaphysical Roster will appear on the 1st and 15th of every month.]

Leicester City went from champion to middle of the pack, which is honestly what everybody expected. They also would’ve leap-frogged another dead club who did not survive a second 25-Man treatment in Middlesbrough. No blurbs because I am catching up.

#1: Kasper Schmeichel (up from #5 last time Leicester City was 25-Manned on 15-Apr-2017)
#2: Jamie Vardy (up from #4 last time)
#3: Marc Albrighton (up from #9 last time)
#4: Riyad Mahrez (up from #8 last time)
#5: Christian Fuchs (up from #6 last time)
#6: Danny Simpson (up from #7 last time)
#7: Wilfred Ndidi (up from #16 last time)
#8: Wes Morgan (down from #2 last time)
#9: Harry Maguire (previously #9 for Hull City on 01-Mar-2017)
#10: Shinji Okazaki (same as last time)
#11: Benjamin Chilwell (up from #18 last time)
#12: Demarai Gray (up from #13 last time)
#13: Daniel Amartey (down from #12 last time)
#14: Andy King (down from #11 last time)
#15: Robert Huth (down from #1 last time)
#16: Danny Drinkwater (down from #3 last time)
#17: Vincente Iborra
#18: Islam Slimani (down from #15 last time)
#19: Yohan Benalouane (up from #21 last time)
#20: Aleksandar Dragovic
#21: Matthew James
#22: Kelechi Iheanacho
#23: N’golo Kante (down from #14 last time, also previously #6 for Chelsea on 15-Sep-2017)
#24: Ahmed Musa (down from #17 last time)
#25: Marcin Wasilewski (down from #19 last time)

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