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Friday, September 7

SONG OF THE DAY: God Loves Us (Screwed & Chopped)



IT’S FRIDAY, AND LIKE 95 DEGREES BABY, DON’T COMPLAIN DON’T HATE ON THAT THICK SOUTHERN HUMIDITY THAT KEEP THE TANK TOPS OUT LONG PAST LABOR DAY. SUMMER DON’T FOLLOW YOUR BULLSHIT WORK HOLIDAY SCHEDULE, WE STILL GOT THREE MORE WEEKS OF THAT SUMMERTIME, Y’ALL, SO PUT SOMETHING YOU LIKE TO DRANK IN THE COOLER IN THE BACK YARD UNDERNEATH THE SHADE TREE CLOSEST TO THE PICNIC TABLE, CHARGE UP THEM BLUETOOTH SPEAKERS, MAKE SURE THE PICKLED BEET EGGS LEFT IN THE GALLON JAR BOTTOM BACK SHELF OF THE FRIDGE IS STILL GOOD, AND CUE UP THEM OLD SCREW CLASSICS. IS NAS STILL RELEVANT? WHO THE FUCK CARES? IS TODAY RELEVANT? NOT WHEN I’M SITTING AT THE FUCKIN’ PICNIC TABLE KNOWING THEM DOUBLE SIXES IS JUST FLOATING RIGHT THERE WITH TWO ENDS HANGING OFF AND I GOT THIS SIX/FIVE RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR SOMEBODY DROP SOME POINTS IN MY LAP. NOT WHEN I GOT FOUR GINGER KOMBUCHAS, TWO NON-ALCOHOLIC BECKS, PLUS AN UNOPENED 12-PACK OF TOPO CHICO ALL JUST WAITING TO GET SIPPED UPON. DON’T CARE WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN GOD OR ALLAH OR BUDDHA OR SCIENTIFICS – IT’S ALL THE SAME SOURCE BABY, LA ILAHA ILLALLAH MUHAMMADUR RASULULLAH JUST LIKE THE CICADAS SAY IT, JUST LIKE THE CROWS CAWWED IT, JUST LIKE THE RIVER RAPIDS WAS TELLING ME LAST MONDAY ON ACTUAL LABOR DAY PROPER, WHICH MOST DEFINITELY WAS NOT THE END OF SUMMER, COULDN’T BE. YEAH IT’S ALL CAPS BUT THE CAPS TWISTED SIDEWAYS, AIN’T YELLIN’ JUST TELLIN’, WITH MUCHO GUSTO.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

THIS IS AWESOME