25-Man Metaphysical Roster: Leicester City F.C.

[25-Man Metaphysical Roster is a football dork methodology meant to establish a listing of players who have been most active for English Premier League teams in their past 100 non-friendly matches. Essentially, it is calculated by minutes played, but weighted towards most recent games. The end result is a listing of the 25 players in a team’s recent history who have had the largest hand on their metaphysical sporting trajectory. The English Premier League was chosen because it is the highest level of football played in an English speaking country, and I speak English. Also, it is what comes on TV here in the USA, where I fucking live. And yet still I should clarify I hate English, and also America. Thus maybe I hate myself. Should I not fail in maintaining my unpaid deadline, a new 25-Man Metaphysical Roster will appear on the 1st and 15th of every month.]

WORKING THROUGH A MISSED YEAR BECAUSE WE RE-LAUNCHING THIS BITCH ON JUNE 1ST, 2019!!! This was Leicester City as of January 15, 2019.

#1: WILFRED NDIDI (up from #7 last time Leicestery City was metaphysically ranked on 15-Feb-2018, thus his FIRST METAPHYSICAL STAR)

#2: KASPER SCHMEICHEL (down from #1 last time)

#3: JAMIE VARDY (down from #2 last time)

#4: HARRY MAGUIRE (up from #9 last time)

#5: MARC ALBRIGHTON (down from #3 last time)

#6: WES MORGAN (up from #8 last time)

#7: BENJAMIN CHILWELL (up from #11 last time)

#8: DEMARAI GRAY (up from #12 last time)

#9: RIYAD MAHREZ (down from #4 last time; also previously ranked #22 for Manchester City on 01-Nov-2018)

#10: DANNY SIMPSON (down from #6 last time)

#11: CHRISTIAN FUCHS (down from #5 last time)

#12: KELECHI IHEANACHO (up from #22 last time)

#13: NAMPALYS MENDY (up from #24 last time)

#14: RICARDO PEREIRA

#15: JAMES MADDISON

#16: VICENTE IBORRA (up from #17 last time)

#17: SHINJI OKAZAKI (down from #10 last time)

#18: DANIEL AMARTEY (down from #13 last time)

#19: JONNY EVANS (previously ranked #5 for West Brom Albion on 15-May-2018)

#20: ADRIEN SILVA

#21: RACHID GHEZZAL

#22: HAMZA CHOUDHOURY

#23: ALEKSANDAR DRAGOVIC (down from #20 last time)

#24: MATTHEW JAMES (down from #21 last time)

#25: FOUSSENI DIABATA