Every wack fuckin’ rapper on Earth now has a song
named after some shitty fuckin’ wrestler. Used to be you could make a list of wrestling
references in hip hop and be excited, but fuck man, it’s like a PWI 500 of
shitty ass songs that are just trash verses but then somebody samples one line
of Curt Henning from youtube so they call it Mr. Perfect and think that’s
clever. Everybody’s so fuckin’ tired creatively. Y’all fuckin’ suck. Try harder
with your wack asses.
Nonetheless I enjoy Westside Gunn, even though he’s
beat this wrestling reference horse to fuckin’ death. Wish ECW was actually
still around, and actually not a sub-entity of WWE, so that like Westside Gunn
could show up with the Gangstas to battle whatever little flip-floppy white
asshole tag team y’all pretend are super amazing in a double barbed wire cage
match in the ECW Arena. If rap is too corny and derivative, wrestling is too
fake woke, ignoring the fact that pro wrestling’s bread and butter demographic
is proudly and fiercely ignorant folk, not the woke. Way more people sitting in
a Trump rally than a hipster coffee shop next to the comic book store. Internet
communities have falsely made us think we don’t have to exist in the regular
world, which is still a giant piece of shit. You can’t walk through a day IRL
without stepping in the shit. Online makes you think a better world could
exist. You overlook the fact humans are fucking stupid.
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