I was thinking today how weird it would be if the internet just went out, like it completely stopped working, and as they frantically tried to put it back in place, it was all janky, so you’d have five minutes where it worked but your email would just download all these fuckin’ useless BIG 50% OFF SALE TODAY ONLY at some website you bought a single item at seven years ago, so you didn’t even get any real emails you needed to see in that tiny window of function. Eventually, we’d have a lot better mind frame, less poisoned by a thousand trending demons all at once, but man, that collective detox period would be FUCKED UP. Anyways, I hope it happens before I die.
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