is just plastic film applied
to the cheapest textured panes
Neighbors
on both sides pay this ol’ boy to cut their grass, and so did the people that
owned this one before I got it last fall. I ain’t paying to get my grass cut,
sorry, it’s not that big a yard. So I got a push mower, but I ain’t cut it all
yet. Fuck it, it’s just grass. I’d rather blast funk gospel, watch the kittens
dive into the air trying to catch butterflies, watch the redbuds turn pinker at
the edge of the woods, and just sit there in my MY GRASS IS TALL t-shirt,
stacking quartz rocks on old giant metal springs I found at the railroad
tracks. As long as I keep the springs upright and the quartz above the tallest
grass, I’m doing good. Who the fuck heard of having grass you pay somebody to
cut instead of a bunch of junk springs with giant rocks on top? What kinda fuckin’
world is this we’ve made?
My man dj_brilliant just sent me a whole new rar full of a concept he's cooked up, and as much as I hate the internet's effect on all our lives, I can't deny the beauty of finding long-term fringe community in certain ways. There's gotta be a fine line between finding shit on your own and having the algorithm try to push you towards shit to buy. At times I think the algorithm pushes too hard and ruins the experience, but it's a constant ebb and flow between people and mechanisms trying to pull shit back into capitalist place. Shit, I remember how it was following Ferguson on twitter before they post-BLMed the algorithms then so that organized shit like that couldn't pop off anymore. And it still pops off, in other ways. Humans adapt, always, and those adapting trying to corral us back into fences and sell us shit we don't need can never adapt as fast as those of us in need or extreme want of some shit the algorithm and structure and design is trying to refuse us. I hope you still bootleg music and torrent it and all that shit. Streaming is a trick. All of its a trick. Steal anything you can, for as long as you can. And when they don't have anything real left for you to steal, rip people off on the fake shit too.
Monday Night Rumble of The Discourse was an all women's rumble this week, after last week's finish which saw the Twitter Communist beat Super Bluecheck. President Biden signed up to be special referee for this one.
I'd like to drive from here to 19 theres in a row, where there is somewhere within thinking distance that "this is realistic", but then when that first there becomes here, I do it again. So this would be 19 distances that are the Raven brain equivalent of a stone's throw, which I guess would be 19 "as the raven thinks", which perhaps is close to as the crow flies, but probably not. Anyways, that's where I feel like driving today, preferably in a windbreaker track suit that was too ugly for even Sinbad in 1982. Not ugly in a bad way, but ugly in a wonderful way, that probably looks bad on me. Fuck it. I'm just breathing oxygen until I can't.
Conspiracies used to be fun, when they were printed and you had to go searching for them. Now they’re mainstream and everybody’s grandma is posting conspiracy theories as DOCUMENTED REALITY YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS YOUTUBE on social media, and it’s depressing. I liked conspiracy theories before they blew up, back in the day, Behold a Pale Horse era conspiracy theories. Eventually I gave up on them because they give humans too much credit for keeping secrets. Any conspiracy that requires more than a couple people to keep shit quiet is a lie, because human beings are notoriously fickle, and incompetent. That doesn’t mean fucked up shit doesn’t happen, often times on a grand scale. But humans aren’t nearly as clever or devious as we’re trained to believe. Mostly they’re just fucked up,greedy, and evil, so when bad shit is happening, it’s nothing more complicated than some fucked up greedy evil fucker is doing nasty shit.
Friday
vibes, with a fresh orange polo pullover from a deep dive thrift store score to
match the blaze orange polo socks from the outlet store where I splurged for 3
pairs of socks for $8. Ballin’ on a budget, since birth, from the time I first
sprouted til they scatter my ashes back around the Earth. A natural born
dirtgod – can’t have nothin’ nice nor keep nothin’ clean, born with fried chicken
thighs grease inside my fingerprints, but a forsythia heart that stays golden this
time of year.
All
the blossoms are popping, which is extra exciting because I just moved into
this place last fall, so this is the first blossom. There’s chunks of
blackberry bushes I’ve gotten tangled up in already in their naked winter state
back in the woods behind the house, so looking forward to what kinda
filling-up-an-old-yogurt-container blackberry action I get later this calendar
year. Good lessons from nature in the springtime, notably fuck your everyday
shit, put on something bright as fuck and almost ridiculous looking now and
then. That’s why I’ve got the blaze orange GK top and some garish bright orange
Polo socks pulled up to knees, big ass tropical camouflage cargo shorts,
looking like a fuckin’ fool that ought not to be dressing themselves. In my
opinion, if you’re going full natural perspective in this bullshit world, that’s
the only way to dress. “Professional” or “stylish” fashion is product trying to
get you to assimilate into indistinguishable likeness. Would you rather be a
blackberry bush, or a redbud popping in the spring time, or part of an endless
row of enslaved corn plants trapped in fucking Indiana or Ohio or some shit?
(Please don’t say the enslaved corn, but I bet a bunch of folks actually think
that way, that being a goddamned genetically modified unsweet corn stalk in
soulless Ohio is the most patriotic freedom-minded existence possible. Y’all
stupid. Go get tangled up in blackberry bushes with your narrow-minded ass.)