They should make an old school throwback flannel jersey, but in the San Diego Padres vaporwave colors that they had that one season, except a black away version, and it says CUMBIA. It should be embroidered. The Corpus Christi minor league baseball team made a Cumbias “Hispanic Heritage” jersey a while back, but minor league jerseys are screen printed, and the plural of cumbia is still just cumbia, because it is a supreme entity that can’t be quantified. Thus the Corpus Christi baseball team will forever be cursed for attempting to co-opt a supreme entity for cheap pandering marketing purposes. Folks always think they’re justified in anything because it’s capitalism covered by entrepreneurialism, but nah, your Yakubian actions have Universal consequences.
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