I have a passport now, and really the only thing stopping me from going to Peru and scooping up the dopest cumbia 45s possible to come back and stunt on the haters with is the fact I can’t afford any of that at all. Not only is money the root of all evil, but it’s also the root of all “you ain’t doing that shit” as well. Oh well. I got plenty, so let’s cut it up, and turn the heat up to 63 because we’re feeling froggy, and dance with the cats until they are all freaked out and shit.
By the way, this video is of Diego Maradona, the true all-time greatest footballer ever. I'm very excited for the World Cup to not happen in the United States, even though we'll be denied the comedy of every host match being an away one, because unless the USA is playing like Thailand, it always has more folks supporting the visitors than the USMNT. The US will never be good at soccer, until we embrace socialism, and make reparations to the black and indigenous. Until then it will always be some "white dudes drinking IPAs" cosplay ass shit.
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